I don't think this was supposed to be funny, but I can't stop laughing.

“today my mom killed me”
And after i came down from the ceiling, it was actually funny.

I listened to about 5 seconds of it, realized what it was about, clicked to the 2 and 4:30 minute marks, them deleted it off my computer.

What a load of tripe, and that’s coming from a pro-lifer.

I want my roommates to get high so I can play this to them and freak them out.

Larry, I’m confused… in the “Wet Dreams” clip, we learn that the male organ is called a penis, and that it enters the woman’s body. But where does it enter?! They don’t say! Is there surgery involved? Do you just point it at a random spot and hope for the best?

I have a date tonight, I need to know these things!

You know…my favorite part is the one he describes his heart, saying…“and one day, it will stop and I shall die”.

Yes, that’s called “dramatic foreshadowing”, KG. A very artistic touch.