Why am I the only one who sees this as bindingly obvious?
Jesus is going to go away. He won’t be returning immediately and when he does return he will be a great king. While he is away he is going to give all his subjects some “blessings”, and he expects us to use those blessings to make his kingdom greater. He doesn’t want us to squander those blessings in making our lives safer and more comfortable. He expects us to take risks with the blessings given to us in order to enhance the Kingdom of Christ.
In other words if Jesus blesses you with great wealth, as Zacchaeus had been, then you are expected to use that wealth to enhance the stock of the Christian church, not to make your own life more comfortable. So you give to the poor, you use the money to exemplify Christian principles of charity, justice and forgiveness, you give your money away to just to keep the peace and so forth. Similarly if you are blessed with good looks you use your attractiveness to preach the word or something and so on for every blessing that Jesus gives you to work with in his absence.
And when the king returns he will pass judgment on his subjects. He will punish his enemies who never wanted him as king. And he will reward the faithful based on how well they used the gifts he gave them. And how well they used those gifts will be judged by how much their use has enhanced the Kingdom of God. If a person is blessed with great wealth or intelligence or beauty, yet the Kingdom of God is no more wealthy or beautiful or wise after they die (or after Jesus returns), then the gift has been squandered. Jesus gave them something to work with and ordered them use it to his benefit until he returns, and they didn’t do so. And if someone is blessed with those gifts and when they die the Kingdom of God is twice as wealthy or beautiful or wise, then they will be rewarded.
Hence to everyone who has achieved glory for Jesus, more glory will be given. But as for the one who has achieved no glory for Jesus, only for himself, even the blessing he has will be taken away from him.
I really don’t see anything remotely confusing or koan-like in this parable. It seems crystal clear and in perfect keeping with other Jesus-talk about not stockpiling wealth on Earth, not hiding lights under bushels, the first being last, the cheesemakers being blessed and so forth.
And because it makes perfect sense to me and is puzzling everybody else here I assume I’m missing something. If so perhaps someone could point out what the flaw is in my interpretation?