I’m a guy. I’m about 5’9" and I weigh about 135 pounds. And I drank, as I seem to recall,
Guinness
Corona
Guinness
Bud Light
Bud Light
Bud Light
Crown and Coke
Crown and Coke
Crown and Coke
Kamikaze
Kamikaze
Kamikaze
Kamikaze
Sex on the Beach
Thirsty Turtle
Something Red (???)
Papa Smurf
Irish Car Bomb
And this morning, I felt GREAT. No, really. Well, I didn’t wake up until 1:30 this afternoon. Ahhh, college.
[sub]Actually, I woke up pinned to the bed by the angry fist of God and I swear I will never never never never never never never do it again this week.[/sub]
And at one point I was wearing a costume (???) that looked exactly like the scene in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life where people are walking around in some kind of surrealist craziness and a guy has really long arms that bend in the middle saying “Wherever did he uh-gooooooooo?”
Other interesting events included something about a sign duct-taped to a girl’s back, standing on a ledge, property damage, and forcing people out of a taxicab.
I think.
<barf>
Congratulations!
I drank about 80% of a bottle of Captain Morgan (1 liter) three weeks ago and woke up at 10:30 AM on my bathroom floor, still drunk. I’m never drinking again.
Ok, maybe later.