Yeah. I loaned her my teal-and-black silk sheath dress and she spilled salsa on it.
Then I woke up.
Now that’s weird…Eve was in my dream last night too. It had something to do with her hosting a show on silent film stars; just as the show was starting it was pre-empted for one of those “special bulletins” about a breaking news story, and 3000 screaming Dopers stormed the TV studio and forced them to put her back on the air. I can’t remember what she was wearing, and I don’t believe any salsa was involved.
And to the best of my recollection, this is the first time any member of SDMB has appeared in any of my dreams. Fantasies, yes, but not my dreams.
Hmmmm . . . I really would look fetching in a black-and-teal sheath, but I don’t eat salsa. Someone else must have spilled it on me. As for LurkMeister’s dream, I am still waiting to hear back from that new TV station I sent a proposal to for a hosting position . . . My only demand is that I be allowed to sweep onto the set like Loretta Young.
Silly! Eve only wears champagne-coloured silk charmeuse gowns. Of course she’d have spilled salsa on a teal-and-black dress!
The black part looks like hand-painted Oriental-style bamboo leaves. Quite fetching, actually. Not worthy of salsa (except for the dance, maybe).
At any rate, seeing as you’re off the hook for the salsa, when the dry-cleaning bill comes, you can just pitch it.