I am just completely over my neighbours’ dogs. I’ve complained about them before barking at me, and today was especially stupid, because I was out cutting my grass and every time I got close to the fence the big black one rushes over barking it’s stupid head off. I know it’s only a dog being a dog, but seriously, enough already.
I thought of a guy I haven’t thought of in years the other day, my mom’s German cousin’s child who is really a man and apparently in political science and a globe trotter etc.
I have talked to the guy twice in passing and both times made me swear off ever talking to him again, he lead off both conversations with:
“So what are your thoughts on American politics?”
GROAN! Absolute fucking GROAN! And yes he was fishing for Bush voters to school on the error of their ways.
*I’m not a Bush voter or a republican but my god what a tool.
Better than “redonkulous”, which is nowhere near cool outside of Shrek.