The way Tosh says “BRI-CKLE-BERRYYY!!” when talking about his stupid-looking new cartoon show. (oh yeah, you heard it that way in your head, didn’t you.)
They’re the same people who leave 3 ounces of coffee in the coffee pot so they don’t have to make a new pot.
When I think I see an empty parking space toward the front of the lot*, but when I pull up to it, there’s one of those tiny little wind-up cars in it.
*I’ve got a bum knee, but it’s not bad enough to need the handicap parking spot–just enough to make me want to spare myself a really long walk.
ETA: Bum knee or not, I still don’t s-a-u-n-t-e-r through a crosswalk. I hate when people do that!
I once went into a Supercuts (my first mistake) to get my son a haircut, and was told there would be over an hour wait, even though nobody there was waiting. Because some people had called and said they’d be there. Oh, haaay-ul nah. You’re going to tell me that I’m standing here, in person, with money in hand for a service, and somebody that has called to say they’re coming gets precedent over me? Those bitches were re-trained in some customer service by corporate.
And I have never set foot in Another shittycuts again.
I think our Target is one of the earlier, smaller stores. Their grocery section is about the same size as the health & beauty department, which means a half dozen aisles of chips, candy, and convenience foods, and a cooler or two of milk and lunchmeat. Yours must be a Super Target so they probably have a better selection.
We had to stop at Walmart a couple weeks ago in a different town and just looking at their grocery department made me feel a little nauseated. I don’t even let my chicken coop get that dirty.
People who bump me with their shopping carts while standing in the check out line. Even the slightest little tap makes me want to start screaming at them.
Drive-time radio ads that feature sirens or car horns. Should be illegal.
It is like you are in my head.
And who thinks parking across two spaces is legit?:dubious: That is obnoxious:mad:
awwww, LOL. They don’t do it intentionally to piss you off 
When people sign their name at the end of a post.
You aren’t writing a letter, you are posting on a message board with a clearly labeled username you chose, so if you wanted us to know your real name every single time you posted you should have included that in your username, and if you already included it in your username there is no blasted reason why you have to sign it at the bottom of every single GD post.
+1
Bivvie
Hahaha, I see what you did there. 
Might be worth a Health Department call. The Walmart I go to is quite satisfactorily clean (as good as the top-end supermarket chain in the area, so far as I can see).
Ooo, I was just reminded of this one as I was driving today. It really pisses me off when people get into the turn lane a quarter of a mile back so they can race up to the light like it’s their own private special lane. Look, you asshole, do you see the breaks in the lines of the lane? That is to signify that you get in there. I swear, the next dipshit that almost hits me because I wait until it’s legal to get in gets it.
And yes, before some anal pedant chimes in about heavy traffic blah blah blah, if there’s heavy traffic and the turning lane is backed up to beyond the break lines, you get in early. I realize that!
I know people who do it with text messages, with all kids of cutsy scrolls and curliques.
Annoying, I already know who you are.
That is similar to a few message boards I used to frequent. I actually left them, not because I disliked the boards’ theme or topics, but because the posters had a bad habit of making every line or word a different color, size, font, etc. They also had HUGE signatures which included moving text, animated gifs, and gigantic pictures, so the ratio of post to signature was like 20/80. So frigging ridiculous.
These also tended to be the boards where the majority of posters typed in abbreviated or nonsensical text slang or L33t and misspelled common words like “teh”, “probbably”, “exactley”, “freind”, etc.; and used “no” when they meant “know”, “weather” when they meant “whether”, or “their” when they mean “there/they’re” and vice versa. I just gave up trying to get anything out of those posts and left.
I know I myself do not have the best grammatical skills and misuse punctuation or sentence structure more often than I should, but I have an unreasonable aversion to bad communication when it is done on purpose…
{Chanting}ONE OF US! ONE OF US! {/Chanting} 
Eh, I’ll leave that to the people who actually buy the filthy food. If they’re okay with it, who am I to ruin their fun? We only stopped there for spiral notebooks during the $0.17 sale.
The logos on the backs of laptop monitors. Not only are the manufacturers using me to advertise their products, but when the laptop’s closed, the damn logo is upside down – to me.
I totally just checked my laptop I am currently using to see if you were right.
I am such a dork:smack: