I’ve never been good looking, sociable, rich, or funny. I can’t dance and while I’ll never starve, my cooking isn’t great. In short, the ladies don’t line up for me.
Today, however, I went to the Scottish Highland Festival and I’ve got something I know a bunch of the SDMB women would like. Yes, I’ve got pictures of big, strapping men in kilts, performing feats of strength and skill no less.
Let the bidding begin!
well, this is just my opinion, but…
looks like you have another item to add to your “strike-out” list.
Big strapping men in kilts with chocolate, you mean!
Men in kilts? ooooooooh
Oh, it’s only pictures? Nah, nevermind. Thanks for thinking of us though. Now, when you have a man in a kilt to share, I’ll be there in a second. 
Wake me up when you kidnap Ewan McGregor in a kilt…
(Dammit, I’d like to have HIM stand over a grate a la Marilyn Monroe…)
Oh dear God. Ewan McGregor in a kilt. I’m feeling a bit faint; I’m just going to go lie down for a bit.
whatever...huh, guess he doesn't even need chocolate
does he?
whateverYeah, you’d think I’d learn but not so. I’ve long since passed the point where picking myself up, dusting off and trying again has stopped being admirable and started being comical in a sad sort of way.
I know kilts are all the rage as woman magnets nowadays, but sorry…not interested.
I had the misfortune of seeing Axl Rose in one back about twelve years ago, and well, let’s just say that kilts only do slightly less for me than Rosie O’Donnell in a leisure suit.
But hey…whatever floats the proverbial boat! 
Ugh…I can see how seeing Axl Rose in a kilt could spoil the effect.
On the other hand, I’ve known people who thought he was HOT!
:eek:
As for Ewan-the chocolate is, um, for ‘later’, if you know what I mean…