Yeah I totally forgot that today was “National Honk Your Horn Day” but hey, here is a big thank you to all the kind drivers out there this morning to remind me of one of our nations most popular and most repeated holiday.
What a great way to start this morning by having many cars honk their loud ass horns from almost the moment I left my house till I walked into work, what is that? You forgot it was the holiday also and you don’t feel you should participate with everyone else stuck in traffic. Nonsense, this is not like X-mas where if you forget you are in deep doo-doo. Join right on in, it makes traffic move so much faster.
Should you honk at the guy on that bike who is going to beat you to the intersection? By all means do so as you gun the engine to pass him and then come to a complete standstill because the light turned red 5 seconds ago, the biker will feel so much better being included in this important holiday and might feel left out because he does not have a loud horn.
And please do not forget to remind the driver in front of you who has been sitting there at the green light for 5 nanoseconds by laying on the horn until the next intersection.
If you get honked at remember to honk back and give them the NHYHD gesture, or you can stick your head out the window and shout some gleeful holiday quotes. So remember honk loud & often toady, you never know when this holiday will come around again.
