When I worked in the theme parks we could predict within 20 minutes of when the rain would arrive during the day, it is fairly constant and short lived. As it is said, it can be quite the short lived downpour. However we do also have the slow moving tiny droplet rain, and that rain is interesting because Orlando-ians, tend to not go out in it. I don’t quite understand it, but it’s the truth - the soggy day shuts down the night life.
I grew up on the South side of Orlando and while we have our seedier areas, overall it’s quite nice and quite suburban. I live within 20 minutes to any of the three major theme parks (maybe 30 to Disney.) Metrowest isn’t run down or anything, it’s fairly affluent, but it has had a bit of crime in the past year.
One other thing that has cramped Orlando is that when it really hit its growth spurt, downtown was commercial only, so for most of my life we’ve only had businesses and government downtown, it is only recently that residential has begun to move in there.
You’ll learn that roads are always under construction down here, and lots of them are. The city planners seemed to think that the easiest solution was to expand every road at the same time, then they realized they didn’t have the manpower to do it so they’re churning through as much as they can as quickly as they can.
The truth behind this is that Orlando has experienced rocket ship growth and the roads weren’t built predicting it, so there are a lot of choke points and especially on the south side up to a few years ago there were lots of two lane roads that are now frantically being scaled up to 4 or even 6 lanes.
I tend to think of Orlando as Las Vegas - Sin. We’ve got our strip (International Drive) with all sorts of lights, stores, and family entertainment. And then off the strip we’re just a normal town/city. However I should note we are home to the world’s largest Checkers (it actually has two stories of seating space.)
Coming from Atlanta I was quick to notice that Orlando is not owned by any of the beverage companies. In Atlanta it was hard to find Dr. Pepper anywhere, but in Orlando you’ll find Coke and Pepsi all over the place.
If you’re a sports fan, the only professional sports team we have are the Orlando Magic who are currently second in the East. We have an Arena Football team named the Predators who do pretty well as I recall. We used to have a minor league baseball team but I haven’t heard anything about them for a while so I assume they’re gone. Our IHL team is gone.
Umm… the only main colleges in town are UCF (Univ. Central Florida) and Rollins. Not much sports there though UCF does alright.
We’re an hour (maybe longer depending on how slow you drive) from beaches east or west.
Oh, I know something random to throw in here. A lot of people are surprised by how tall of a state Florida is. They don’t realize that Miami is way f*cking south. I mean, Atlanta to Orlando is ~7 hours. Orlando to Miami is ~4 hours as I recall. The Keys? Forget about it 
Oh yes, and we’re flat. We’re the flattest state in the union. The Mormons built a temple not too far from my house because it is one of the highest points in Florida. The highest point in Florida is 345ft above sea level. That’s shorter than many skyscrapers… But you can drive a Stick shift real easy 
That’s enough for now!
– IG
PS - Today’s weather forecast: high of 62, current temp is 49. Yeah, we’re freezing…