Geez, even spammers ignore me…
Look at this. You do all the work and already the guy mods are already jumping on your bandwagon. Push them off. Make them walk. I mean, they only gave you what, 12 forums to mod while the slackers get but one? They have time to walk.
Hacked?
You’re MY hero.
Looking over the thread, I just realized something.
Did the sppmer* actually spam most of the moderator corps? That’s breathtakingly poor planning. Accidental suicide-by-mod, even, like robbing a gun shop full of armed patrons.
*“sppm”. Portmanteau of “spam PM”, akin to “spim” for “spam IM”. Not my fault it doesn’t spell well.
Hackers, Spammers, Trolls, Socks, Trocks, SPPM. This is all getting sooo confusing.
You think YOU’RE confused…
Hard time with your Christmas gift list, eh?
You know, there’s one button that will ban them all. Just ask Marley. 
Is that what the big red button does? They won’t let me near the big red button.
Step away from the big red button…
Can she withstand the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons her closer? Will she succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate the SDMB? At the MERE PUSH of a SINGLE BUTTON! The beeyootiful shiny button! The jolly candy-like button! Will she hold out, folks? CAN she hold out?
I’m holding out for the mug.
You only get that if you push the button.
I have one and you don’t. 
[sub]It’s from my stint as a chat host during the tail end of our presence on AOL.[/sub]
I’m beginning to wonder if the mugs are a lie. You know, like how the promise of peace galvanizes Big Brother.
Here’s a big red RESET button.
Here’s what you really need: http://www.dramabutton.com/
