[TL;DR: got one, love it, and it was pretty much free!]
I did!
I thought being strapped for cash was going to prevent this for a while, but Amazon sells quite a few, and there’s a thing about being a teacher-- the Chanukah/end of the year gifts parents give to us have moved away from Starbucks cards to Amazon gift cards.
I had saved the ones I got last winter, and got more at the end of the year from families both in the preschool and the Hebrew school, and also one from the Hebrew school ($100!) One family also gave me one for $100, and I got several for $50.
So I ordered a bike from Amazon.
It’s a cheap one, but it works great. I had to do about 35% of the assembly, but I’ve assembled biked before, and used my own tools, as well as the (blue) Loctite.
Did my research, and found that the cheap ones from China have the same safety ratings as the much more locally grown ones, and the frames have he same compositon, weight the same, and so forth. A bicycle is basically a frame, and he parts. You get a good frame, and put cruddy parts on it, and you have a cruddy bike, even if the frame is Cannondale or Bianchi.
So I found a China brand called Funhang (it’s probably pronounced foon-hong, but I like to say “fun hang”), with a good safety rating, that uses Shimano for all the moving and safety-related parts-- brakes, derailleur, etc are all Shimano. The actual motor is something else, but I looked it up, and it seemed reliable. The few parts that were not Shimano besides the motor were a few of the switches, and the seat.
I ended up changing the seat anyway. The one I use has springs, and the original one didn’t. I added a turn signal that runs a steady red light on the back, when it isn’t signaling a turn better than a reflector (still use arm signals for cars in front of me). Added a mirror, and it came with a very good horn and front lamp.
It has a shock-absorbing fork, and is so damn comfortable. The pedal-assist has 5 levels, it has 7 rear gears, disk breaks, and mountain bike-style tires. It’s heavy, but with two hands, I can lift it up to my head. The handlebars adjust two ways, and the front wheel and seat have quick adjust.
It boasts a 40 mile range, but yesterday, a did a 19 mile trip, and the battery was down only one light from a row of six. Maybe I use the motor less that typical, or maybe because it’s new, that range is bigger. Battery lock easily, goes in and out easily-- it’s under the seat, but even though I keep the seat low, it doesn’t need to be moved to slip the battery in and out. Took 30 minutes to fully recharge after my 19 mile trip yesterday.
According to Amazon, the bike has a low return rate. It also has about a 4.75 star rating.
My only complaint is that usage is not intuitive, and there are paltry instructions. There are three 5-minute YouTube videos that tell you all you need to know, but the only way to find out about them is to contact the company. Which I did, and they responded within about 6 hours, but seriously, how hard would it be to print the URLs or a website with links to them, on the instructions?
It is comfortable and fun to ride. I was a bit nervous on it at first, but I’ve been going on longer and longer rides every day, and today I make a practice run to work. I’ve just had it a few days, so the learning curve is not sharp. I’m very much at ease with it now. I just love it!
The top speed is 21.5, and I get it up there easily, even on an incline. Most of the time, I am doing 17-18.
My knees, quads, and hamstrings feel 30 years old again! Freedom!
Thanks to everyone who helped talk me through it.
I started a new thread, and left that one alone, for people who are still wanting to discuss getting an ebike.
Oh! it’s blue.