I got that nickel out of my commode today

All together now
:sings: " My name is Michael, I’ve got a nickel
I’ve got a nickel shiny and new
I’m gonna buy me all kinds of candy,
that’s what I’m gonna do"
Keith

I’d say use it for gambling. You’ve already shown that you can’t lose it in a crap game.

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Oh the humanity! How bad can they get??

So, have we flushed out all the puns yet? I’m drained, I’m afraid.

Don’t you people have any cents at all???

I was thinking along the lines of MSK. Keep that nickle with you, and if someone really ticks you off at a business or somewhere - Hand them the nickle.

Ummm… I think it was my idea… Umm… Uhh… like, umm… click on this…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23832#post450318