Hi-tech, non-lethal weapons:
Sure, it’s an impressive looking model, but field tests by Consumer Reports show that that particular model really sucks.
Sorry, I had to do it.
Bosda - Bwahahaha! - That is the funniest picture I have seen in a long time!
NoClue Boy, did you make that? I know it’s GOTTA be a doper’s site.
Funniest! Cliche! EVER!
I want the t-shirt!
The creator of that site is buried somewhere around post 700 or so of the Scalar Weapons thread. I’m hoping the t-shirts are for real, too.
Will the real Death Ray dot com maker please stand up?
He’s sitting over there, on that bench, right next to the Real Slim Shady. 
Is that a vaccuum cleaner in there? I always knew there was something scary hiding deep within the soul of my Hoover, waiting for the right person to bring it out.
It is interesting that the “death-ray” website mentions the 1890’s styles. After copious Internet sleuthing, I was able to discover a webpage which states that 1890’s death ray research was conducted by none other than Pierre and Marie Curie!!!
You don’t believe me? Try this link:
http://www.geocities.com/internet_web_surfer_dude/raydemort.htm
Umm, isn’t a 1920’s style “Death Ray” supposed to cause * death * in those it is used on? I doubt that a non-lethal weapon would fit the bill.:dubious: