Hehehe…Hey, remember that time with Gary and that redhead chick he brought to Neil’s party? And he was all like “Man, I swear she didn’t have that when I picked her up”! Hahaha…man, that was some funny, funny stuff… 
Huh? Oh, you weren’t? Oh…never mind then.
Yeah, I was there.
She stole it from me.
Dude, I was SOO there. Who do you think is the one that got you out of that Tijuana prison?
But seriously, I can’t believe you got on the table and did that. I was all, “…”. And you were all “…” That was some crazy stuff. I can’t believe you did that with a bowling ball.
Oh yeaaah…and that one dude was all like “Duuuude” and those other dudes were all like "Dude!"
I had totally forgotten about that part. Musta been the tequila.
The sad thing is that I’ve had conversations with friends that consisted of nothing but this.
[Baseketball]
“Dude.”
“Dude.”
“Dude.”
“Dude.”
“DUDE.”
“I guess you’ve got a point there dude.”