I had a dream last night(not for sensitive Dopers)

I’m used to weird dreams. Like the one where I was sitting out with my mates on the patio of our spaceship. Or where father had moved out and was getting upset because we wouldnt visit him due to the decapitated evil head that lived outside.

Last night’s was even more odd.I was staying in Soham with Holly Wells’big sister at their house as I had been going out with Holly :rolleyes: ,and for some reason we decided it would be a good idea for me to borrow Holly’s clothes and pretend to be her round town. We’d got to the library when I woke up.
Before I’d had a couple of other Holly dreams. Last time we were staying at a caravan park and I managed to save her from the horrible person who was trying to kill her and escape with her and ended up going out with her.

There you go.Analyze it and tell me what my subconscious is trying to tell me.
:(As if I wanted to know…

I promise to send some extra mattresses if I ever tell you some of my dreams. :wink:

That is a fucked up dream, man.

I had a dream last night about importing and exporting cat food.

I wouldn’t say that was the strangest dream I’ve heard of, here an example:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=274398&highlight=pure+evil

I’d hazard a guess that the latest dream has something to do with the recent news coverage. Dressing up like Holly could resemble anything, but I don’t get any disturbing messages from it. The earlier dream sounds like a combination of pretty common “hero” and “chase” dreams. I don’t quite get why you would then date an underage girl but the mind is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma.

I’m rather concerned as to the fact that I must have been arrested about 20 times in my dreams now for chasing underage girls.If it’s not that,then I’m on a plane,on a remote island or back at school.I would ask for people to analyze this,but fear for what might happen if I do

Now…I don’t wanna say the word paedophile… :dubious:

ephebophile maybe
Joking aside, just the one dream…meh
20 dreams about chasing underage girls…errrrr, watch yourself.

It was someone’s subconscious. Mine has an alibi.

And they can’t arrest you for your dreams. At least not yet.

Last night I was teaching a class Cluedo and getting all the names wrong. Slightly more worrying was the fact we were in a cathedral and I was taking the class hanging off a wire suspended like a fruitbat…