Last night I had a sex dream about Edward Cullen. Except we didn’t actually have sex; he just kept whining about how hard it was to be a vampire. :rolleyes: Or the cold sparkly skin thing (which actually felt quite nice). Or being over a 100 yrs old. Or being unable to pronounce the word “angel” correctly 
. I don’t even like Twilight, but 2 of my coworkers are obsessed with it and talk about it alot.
Wait, was it Edward Cullen or Robert Pattinson?
If the latter, you can tell yourself that you were just dreaming about him playing his character and feel better about it. 
ETA: Oooh, or better, that he was deliberately making fun of his character. He certainly seems like the type who’d do so, judging by his public remarks!
I had a dream about Edward once, too. But we were playing poker on a marshmallow cloud with a Viking and Whoopi Goldberg, and the Viking beheaded him.
The concept for Twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream, so this must mean something.
I love the idea of a complaning Edward Cullen. Who can’t pronounce “angel” for some reason.
It wasn’t an erotic dream, but I dreamed about Antonio from this season of Design Star last night. He was kind of a jerk in my dream. How do you forget that you’re supposed to drive someone somewhere, in the middle of a snow storm? I walked for quite a while trying to catch up, but in the end magically appeared in the van, so it was okay.
It must’ve been the night for “erotic” dreams - I had one about Raymond Cruz (Det. Sanchez of The Closer). Mine wasn’t dreamily erotic so much as it was full-on, rough, sweaty sex, so I won’t go into it any farther except to say that I hope to have another tonight. Or now.
Is that the episode where Data is acting strangely, or the one where the Enterprise is acting strangely. 
Last night I dreamnt that I was in bed and my wife popped up right in front of me and yelled “What are you doing?”
I jumped and yelled back “What?” and then I realized that the yelling part wasn’t part of my dream.
Was your Edward dream anything like this?
The only famous person I’ve ever had a semi-erotic dream (clothes stayed on) about was with Soleil Moon Frye as she appeared on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. In fact, it might have been with “Roxie.” The thing is, I looked her up online, and found out she was also Punky Brewster. No more dreams about her!
Oh, and one time I dreamed I was Drew Barrymore in Babes in Toyland, I’m a hetero male, so figure that one out.