I had to have this Onion article explained to me

A guy that is a logist?

That’s how it was explained to me.

Apologies for saying “article” in OP…it’s obviously just a cover. (One thing about The Onion…once you know how it works, you rarely have to read more than the headline, and when they went to this style of joke, I think they were capitalizing on that.)

Now that actually make me LOL! :smiley:

This was my interpretation also.