cold / wet
broke / temp employee
short / colorblind
tired / astigmatic
completely exhausted / still unable to fall asleep.
On the last day of vacation, and have to go in to work early tomorrow.
Goodnight.
Tris
tired/hungry
fat/old
rich and handsome. It’s just too much burden. 
smug/wrong
employed/broke
drunk/thirsty
angry/sleepy
sick/crampy 
forced to choose between taking my medication / being surrounded by robots impersonating my friends, family, and coworkers
Big penised and single.
tired of college / terrified of the real world.
Ditto.