Finish This Sentence:
Right now I’m _____, but I’d rather be ________.
It’s not rocket science - it’s Monday. Tell us what your Monday has you currently doing - and what you would rather be doing if you had your druthers!
Right now I’m bored to death sitting in my cube, but I’d rather be hiking in Zion National Park.
Right now I’m working (in my home office) but I’d rather be out in the dining room watching the guys tear down my wall and install my new sliding door 
Or mowing my lawn with my new tractor, if I am skeeving the guys out.
Right now I’m at work, but I’d rather be singing or listening to live jazz/blues.
Right now I’m studying for my midterm in five hours, but I’d rather be cruising the SDMB.
Oops…
Right now I’m at work, but I’d rather be masturbating like a motherf**ker.
Right now I’m killing time, but I’d rather be reading.
Right now I’m editing spreadsheets, but I’d rather be playing Playstation baseball.
Right now I am still on this cold island, but I would rather be back home, working in my garden.
Right now I’m looking for work (well, supposed to be) but I’d rather be having sex (who wouldn’t?)
working/sleeping.
Right now I’m surfing the web, but I’d rather be playing video games.
I’ve found it’s best to keep my dreams modest.
Right now I’m working, but I’d rather be in a Zumba class at the gym!
I just have to wait for that til 4:30…
Right now I’m applying to jobs, but I’d rather be employed.
Right now, I’m 41, but I’d rather be 21.
What?
Right now I’m at work, dreaming of stabbing my coworkers with a big ass fork; but I’d rather be home in my garden, or even washing dishes.
Right now I’m in pain from an as-yet unexplained back injury, but I’d rather be paddling an outrigger canoe. The back injury means I can’t even sit properly to paddle 
Right now, I’m doing rocket science, but I’d rather be running in the mountains.
Right now I’m hung-over, but I’d rather be fucking (your mom).
Right now I’m employed, but I’d rather be unemployed.