I doubt any of you actually have “Waste time on the SDMB” written in your Day Planner. So, what productive activity are you supposed to be engaged in at the moment?
Me, I have to write a personal statement for an application due in twelve hours.
I have an economics test on Thursday, an English paper due on Friday, and a major programming project due on Monday.
Why do you ask?
I have to have a 2 CD’s done within 2 months. On the first CD I’ve only got 4 of the 10 songs totally finished. On the second CD I’ve got two more songs to go -they are written but not recorded.
I did manage to complete the music for the 5th song on the 1st CD tonight, but the vocals aren’t done yet. That’s at least another day.
I slacked it off last night and most of tonight. Both nights I was listening to some goofy internet radio show I like.
I’m not really procrastinating, I’m just not in a very musical mood right now. I’m just f*cking off until it kicks in. 
I should be masturbating.
I probably ought to be asleep, but I just washed my hair and I’m waiting for it to dry.
I should be getting us ready for our morning walk. We are meeting another woman and her kids in 11 minutes. I don’t want to go!
I’d rather sit here in the nice warm house and veg.
I could do myself a favor and further sort out the apartments information I have sitting on my desktop. It would help me tomorrow when I resume calling properties.
But I’m resisting. 
I should be… hmmm… checks to-do list
Up in a tree waiting for firepeople to rescue me
Lying in the sun snoozing
Annoying the heck out of the cat-hating guest downstairs
Getting off my lazy butt and actually catching some mice
Purring on someone’s head (or shoulder)
Batting the Big Momma’s knitting yarn
Doing homework.
Anyone wanna bet I can do 'em all at once? 
I should be writing my directed studies paper…and my Islam class paper and my…uh…woman’s studies paper…oh yea, and masturbating too…
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that the same dude that was on TV and stuff looking for a girlfriend…and he was pretending that he was really Peter Pan and stuff…I remember seeing something like that on TV a while back…probably me tripping out again…
WORKING!.. oops i REALLY should be doing it now 
I’m two to three weeks overdue with two essays. I’m about a month overdue with a council tax form. I should also be writing the Greatest Novel of the Twenty-First Century, finding out whether my e-mail address has been compromised, tidying this pigsty of a house, ordering a TV lead and a Firewire lead for my mum’s video camera, and designing the best Operation Flashpoint level known to man.
But I’m not.
:wally
I should be job-hunting. I should also file my tax return, and refile the tax return that’s screwed up from the year before last.
Scrolling through logs, looking for stack traces, identifying the bugs, reproducing them if necessary, filing tickets. Following up on fixed tickets, verifying the fix was made, and if I’m motivated, offering suggestions back to the developer as to how to make the fix more elegant.
Or more obfuscated, if I’m really motivated.
I should be checking voice mail, checking email, ummm basically I should be working.
I am trying to get motivated. Maybe I need another cup of coffee.
Senior thesis. I need to have something actually written to show my advisor tomorrow. Do I? Hell no!
I should be explaining to the purchasing agent why “Washroom Wizard” is superior to all other bathroom cleaning products and that’s why we should buy it.
I already got done ordering the windows for the new barn, so at least that’s out of the way.
I assume this second comment was meant for another thread… does this mean you masturbate to pictures of the Peter Pan man? Scary.
Geobabe, I’m glad I don’t have your job.
I’m supposed to be putting the process for a new marketing test into a flow chart. And I have 6 scope documents to write.
Oh, I think it’s time for break. Yes!
I should be installing pipes in the bathroom.