I hate Chuck Norris

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@Bryan_Ekers

Bill Brasky taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

And, presumably, not to confuse the two.

[AskNott]

@Anaamika

There, I said it.

It needed to be said.

Bruce Lee is all that *and *a bag of potato chips.

Chuck Norris wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for Bruce Lee.

I hear ya. I’m there with you. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris is nourished by our hate. That’s some catch, that Catch-22.

[Carl_Corey]

It’s the best there is.

When Chuck Norris gets ready to go to sleep, he checks under the bed for Bruce Campbell.