Learned this the other day. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Thank god I now know Imagine my horror to discover this entire genre of our culture I never knew existed. So exactly why all the Chuck Norris Jokes ?
Only Chuck Norris knows. And he won’t tell.
Only because mere mortals will die from the sheer force of the knowledge.
Chuck Norris one told a joke and the Mona Lisa is still grinning over it.
Aerial view of the Norris home.
Because all the other jokes ran away in fear.
I have always wondered the same.
This is somewhat helpful:
Bill Brasky invented the Chuck Norris joke.
Winner. Shut down the thread. 
That is so kick.
Seriously, why do people even try to humor?
I own a book of jokes which is half about Chuck Norris and the other half similar ones about Mr. T. For example, “King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.”
Because not everyone would get Saurfang jokes.
Because John Wayne is dead.
Superman challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
My favourite remains:
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
I just love the image of Chuck Norris lying in bed, wearing - of course - a denim shirt, jeans, and boots, glaring intently at the ceiling all night, obviously thinking about how tomorrow is Wednesday and who it is he’s supposed to roundhouse kick that day.
But can Chuck Norris simply walk into Mordor?
Can Chuck Norris build a rock so big that not even God could pee on it?
He doesn’t do push-ups.
He does earth-downs.
Chuck Norris can wear the One Ring. It fights to get off his hand, but can’t.