I Hate Flying

Tomorrow, I am flying across the continent of North America to attend my mother’s memorial service.

Please direct your condolences, if any, toward my having to get on a plane, not my mother’s death. Not only am I morally and ethically opposed to the whole idea of air transport (I refer the mystified to Greta Thunberg), but the experience is 100% traumatic for me.

I am not afraid of flying, in the conventional “I might fall out of the sky” sense. This is a very slight possibility against the certainty of being trapped in a room with hundred of strangers, no possible exit, breathing disgusting sparse air inside a roaring noise with nothing outside but vague clouds, squashed into a tiny seat. For many hours. Only to be spit out into a maelstrom of rushing people, ambient noise, flashing lights and colors, more bad air, layered under a constant need to scan for and locate that next directional sign, which will eventually allow you to be spit out of that nightmare into a third one: driving a rental car straight into eight lane traffic at seventy miles an hour with more directional signs and disappearing lanes and deadly consequences if you hesitate for one second.

I am unusual in that I physically unable to dim my senses to these things. Most people can; it isn’t that they find it pleasant, they just calmly endure and get through it and move on. I don’t. I get physically ill. My stomach begins to eat through its lining. My head throbs, my hands shake, my legs become so weak I stagger. I fight back dissolving into hysterical sobbing. When I finally reach my private lair it will take me a very long time to recover.

I am putting myself through this ordeal because of the social obligation to show up, not because I have any ritual mourning to do there. My mother loathed me from as far back as my earliest memories (age two or so), and I cannot recall one single gesture of affection from her in my entire life. I have nothing to mourn.

Not only that! If I do mention any difficulty I might be under to my family, they try to hold back their sneers of disbelief while pretending to care. I am the Identified Patient of the family, who in the family mythology makes up all her problems for the purpose of destroying everyone else’s good time. So I must keep as silent as possible. Not my strong suit. Obviously.

Meanwhile I am leaving my supportive husband, my dearly beloved farm and my animals, the short New England summer, and all for doing something at great cost to me and no prospect of pleasure, except for visiting the few friends I will be able to shoehorn into my tight schedule.

Oh, I forgot! I hate California, too. Not the state itself, just what humans have done to it. I got my sour misanthropic environmentalism growing up in a place where ripped-down dead orchards, new freeways and subdivisions where pastures and vineyards used to be, lovely little streams now dewatered garbage-strewn ravines, were an everyday sight. The village of 2000 or so people I was born in now has over 70,000 people living in it. Even trying to get out “into nature” is an exercise in traversing eroded overused paths in patches of saved ‘wilderness’. I can’t express my relief in finally leaving it. I feel great pain seeing it, always have. I’m a walking grief puppet for state of the world.

Okay, quitting right there! Sorry for sharing!

The virtue of the written word is that it can be skimmed and dismissed. At least in this case.

“Social obligation” seems to me a poor reason to put yourself through this if it’s really that painful. Based on what you’ve written it doesn’t sound like anyone wants you there any more than you want to go.

I question why you’re bothering. I’d just stay home and send a card.

It is because of my father. He is 95, and is one of the two people in my large family who does care about me, although he doesn’t understand me at all. It is only too likely that this will be the last time I see him. He would love to come visit me but he is probably too frail for that now.

For my dad, very extraverted person (opposite of me), having a whole lot of people in the same place is his version of intimacy. Nothing makes him happier than having his whole family under one roof. If I didn’t go it would be a deep grief to him. And that is why I am going.

There is the secondary reason that everyone else would despise me for not coming (see, another selfish self-absorbed move by Ulfrieda. But what else could we expect?) and I am far from immune from those emanations from afar. Those judgements have been part of my life from my earliest days.

Could you not take a train?

I’m so sorry you have such a long, overwhelming ordeal ahead of you. I’m also sorry your mother was somehow unable to appreciate you and show you affection and that most of your family is…difficult. I hope keeping your father in mind helps you get through everything.

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth

…only to find myself in the crappy customer service of Delta Airlines

Not that it’ll make your experience any more enjoyable, but one of the things I learned as part of this whole pandemic is that airliner air is brought in from the outside, pressurized and run through HEPA filters- something like 40% is recirculated, and 60% is from the outside, and the whole plane’s cabin air is turned over with outside air about every 3 minutes on average.

So in a lot of ways, the air on the plane is cleaner than the air in the airport or anywhere else you may go once you land. It is true that it’s super dry and only pressurized to the equivalent of 6000-8000 feet, which makes it about like being in Denver or Cheyenne, so it’s noticeable if you’re not used to the air at that altitude.

How clean is the air on planes? (nationalgeographic.com)

Then I’d miss ALL of the New England summer, I’d need to hire a farm sitter, and many other things. If I wanted a leisurely trip across the continent, sure. But I don’t want to go at all, therefore the fastest trip is the best one, despite the ugly side effects of speed.

Good to know.

Thank you. My family is so complicated, because of all the repression and denial. Many people rather close to us still believe that we represented the ideal of family life. I was the lemon in the happy fruit bowl.

The closest to the truth about my mother is that I always reminded her of everything she had tried her whole life to forget – mostly, emotions, and the inability to disguise them. I was like her monstrous shadow. Yeah, it is scarring. But I had other mother figures (all sadly now dead), and my father, and that saved me from suicide.

I do not mean to imply that other people don’t have it much worse (there was the Ideal Family thing, not entirely untrue). This is just my little personal misery.

Upgrade to premium travel. That’s a lot better and will make you feel a lot better. I only fly once or twice a year, so doing so isn’t a financial hardship and is definitely worth the added cost.

I looked into it and it was close to double the price. That was too extreme for me – tickets have already gone up about 25% from last year. Maybe on the way back.

Good luck!

I just wanted to say thank you for this. It articulates something I always felt about my mother but never was able to put into words. My relationship with her was nowhere nearly as difficult as yours sounds like but it was affected by this for sure. Thanks, and I hope your trip is less fraught than you fear.

I’m so glad you had some healthy mother figures. It sounds like you were your mom’s lightning rod. Thank heavens you’ve had the emotional intelligence to figure out that it was your mother, not you, who was lacking. Still, no kid should have to grow up that way.

I hope your trip is as smooth as it can be under the circumstances, and that your fellow travelers are kind and considerate.

I have managed to assign blame to both of us.

Good reason to go then. By doing so you will be rising above the others. Resist stooping to notice them. Hang tight to your father, support him. Put in the absolutely minimum time at ceremonial events. Avoid the social hours and meal gatherings-that is where the majority of the sh*t is going to be flung and bandied about. Dress respectfully for the ceremonies, refer to nebulous health reasons for demurring from other gatherings. It is for health reasons, your mental health which is every bit as important as any other iteration of health.

I hear what you saying about air travel. Spring for business class, that is slightly less crowded and cacophonous. When you board confide in a flight attendant your concerns. They are all consummate professionals and they will go all out to make it as bearable as they can. Needless to say book only a non-stop, or at most a flight where no change of plane is needed, even if you have to drive to a hub airport to get this. If you have a primary care provider ask for a small amount of an anti-anxiety medication to get you through the flights and the ceremonies. 10 or 12 Xanax in a small dosage to use over a span of days is a good use of pharmaceutical assistance.

Definately don’t stay with family. Book yourself a motel/hotel room or stay with trusted friends. No need for the family to know where you will be since they can’t be trusted to not hector or harangue you.

Then, since you’ve gone through so much to get there, spend some days with friends and doing only things you want to. If there is a friend there who understands, ask them ahead of time to go with you to the ceremonies, which an understanding that they may need to buffer access to you from the worst of your tormentors and especially be ready to whisk you away if it all goes south. No matter what they’ll be able to drive safely, you might not be. Have a ‘safe phrase’ and then use it if needed.

It is your reality and you deserve to be believed. Build in lots of safety and relief valves for yourself.

United has taken on that mantle.

Lots of good suggestions there.

I can’t really change the flights at this point but I did book an airbnb in the town I used to live in, instead of staying with relatives as was offered. And I am renting a car, not relying on relatives for transport. I intend to take some nice long walks on the beach with friends while I’m there.

Once I am done with getting there, I think I will be able to reconstitute myself fairly well.

Tell your doctor about your anxiety issues. Doc might have something for you to make it easier.