Not because I’m fat, and not because I am having joint issues, but because apparently I am either truely stupid, or a mutant. [don’t worry I am seeing my doc tomorrow morning anyway]
My doctor gave me clonidine in a patch form. Either somehow the sticky side of the patch does not have any medication on it, or I seem to not be able to absorb it through my skin.
I checked the instructions when I opened the box, it takes 3 days to get to where you have a theraputic level in your blood, so I call and confirm that I need to take my meds and taper off over the 3 days and I do so. it is now the 5th day, and since tapering off the damned pills, nada. It is as if I had absolutely nothing stuck to my arm. Does correct? Yup, same dose I was taking in pill form…
How can I NOT be absorbing something designed to absorb? I double checked, arm clean and dry? Yup. Sticky side on the arm? Yup. I wanted to take a shower and the edge was looking like it was coming up, so I used the cover patch that they helpfully included to keep it on the arm …
sigh
So, am i an idiot, or can people actually not absorb stuff through the skin that is designed to go through?