FINE!
If you don’t like it, I will just take it off!
Humpf!
FINE!
If you don’t like it, I will just take it off!
Humpf!
You can leave your hat on!
[cue stripper music]

You’re cruising chicks now, NoClueBoy? Color me confused! 
I used to like them (NOT the one Kalhoun linked to!) They’re nice if you’re small-busted with a very small ribcage (which I am). A little too juvenile for my current level of sophistication, though (she said, adjusting combat boots and hiking up fishnets…)
I can’t bear to look at them, let alone even think about wearing one. I’m quite happy with www.dressinabag.com or a cami top with built in shelf bra and a pair of not-too-short shorts. Just so you know.
I’ve only ever found one Empire waisted dress that doesn’t make me look pregnant (since I’m not), and I wore it to junior prom last year. I think it was more tapered and that’s why it works.
Count me in as a hater. I’m short and I have big hips, and those dresses do nothing to help that. Funny, though, the dress I ended up choosing for the wedding is high-waisted. Dang, I never thought about that. I’m so contradictory sometimes.
Anyway, 99% of the time I’m a hater.
haha… you said it wasn’t exactly what you had in mind…
I’ll give you a better example then ~
http://www.phunkymonkeythreads.com/dresses/sunflower.php
That one definantly makes me look pregnant like you were saying… it all depends if it is gathered under the bust or not… I don’t really like the gathered ones either (at least not until I actually am pregnant!) but some of the girls really do like the style. These are all dresses for the hippie girls though, and so not very main stream…
I did just see a renaissance wedding dress pattern like you were talking about & it looked oh so horrible!! It didn’t even cinch in under the bust but just hung… I wish I could find the picture.
~Hey, really though, no hard feelings! I just had nearly 200 ppl come to my site from here all the sudden & had to check it out
Quite funny!
Oh no! :eek:
I’m gonna be banned for spamming! 
Welcome to The Dope. Look around, there’s all sorts of stuff to see here.
Your friend in unplanned internet advertising, NCB - ;j
Oddly enough, I’m on the lookout for empire-waisted short dresses. Just not the stupid smocked ones.
Ginger, 5.5 months pregnant