I hate to ask, but New Orleans - and alligators?

I’m almost afraid to ask, but isn’t New Orleans essentially now a big bayou? with lots of people wading around in it? Is there a risk that the gators might start turning up on the streets of New Orleans? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Gators could go onto the streets but I think they mostly stick to the water. I think the real problem is the mosquitoes they’re far more dnagerous than gators with the disease they spread.

Hell, they’re the most dangerous animal/insect on the planet and nature just gave them the perfect breeding ground in New Orleans.

oops - this was supposed to be in GQ. sorry.

Could an alligator live in a lake of sewage and toxic waste?

Maybe they’re New York alligators.

Hey! Youse come over here, step into a Nu Yawk sewuh and say dat!

Well, alligators breath air, not water and they’re big animals with ( I think ) thick skin. I doubt it would be healthy but they might last quite some time before getting too sick to be dangerous.

Sure, but they probably swallow a lot of water in the course of eating, or because, you know, they’re thirsty. They would most likely stay away from befouled water if possible.

It would take a fair bit to kill a 'gator. We’ve got a seven-footer at work amd trust me, she’s tough! Her skin is very thick. I’ve seen her defecate in her water and then climb in quite happily. Of course we try to keep it clean, but it’s a big job to drain. (She’s got a big plastic pond and a land area.) I think the alligaters will be around for quite some time. They like carrion too.

Judging by Sheba, even a little one could do a lot of damage to a person. Heck, a two foot Caiman bit right through my boss’s finger.

I do believe the threat from mosquitos is worse though, as Karl Raynor1 said. They carry everything from West Nile to Malaria. For that matter, a simple bite, scratched and infected, under the circumstances could cause a lot of trouble.

Bacteria that the gator evolved to deal with is one thing, industrial waste is another. There’s bound to be a lot of oil, gasoline, cleaning chemicals, and who knows what else. Do you happen to know how resistant gators are to poisons?

If, as per the OP, the gators are sharing the water with the humans, do you suspect they would be less resistant to the poisons? My money’s on the gators.

Or to put it another way, if folks is wadin’ around in water that is toxic to alligators, they have worse things to worry about.

Touche.

Gators would probably survive. The toxic water and chemicals won’t directly kill them, but affect their reproductive ability in future years. I used to work with folks at the University of Florida who studied the gators that lived in the contaminated lakes of the sunshine state, and compared their hormone levels to those living in cleaner areas and then relate that to their reproductive success (or lack of it).

There were still big gators at the contaminated lakes, but they just had a harder time making baby gators.

Maybe we should evacuate the gators? There are people donating money and going down to NO to save and aid pets instead of humans. Why not also save the gators?

Bull, apparently you didn’t see my post in the other thread. So I’ll restate.

Everything you’ve said is true. We are horrible, selfish people here; disgraces to humanity, all of us. So stop hanging around with people who aren’t worth your time.

I’ve not heard much about gators, but fire ants and water moccasins are apparently a concern.

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To GQ. Unregistered Bull, we’ve heard enough on your particular beef, kindly stick to the threads about it specifically.

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There are reports of dead alligators this morning:

From this site:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/chitribts/20050902/ts_chicagotrib/navypilotsaysalotofpeoplestilltrapped

I think the most serious problem for any alligator in New Orleans might be the brackish water which as I understand it is what Lake Pontchartrain is composed of and where the flooding has originated from.

The American alligator