If you come to Florida...

And you go in the water, there is a chance there is an alligator in it. Possibly more than one. Unless the water is salty, then there will be sharks.

Note that this caution holds for non-residents as well.

Just because there is not a sign does not mean there cannot be gators. Alligators cannot read. It just means that there is not a sign.

The alligators and sharks are beautiful animals. Normally they won’t bother you. But they are also kind of stupid, so sometimes they’ll think you’ll make a tasty snack. It might be best to avoid their habitat if you don’t want to take that risk.

The Tabasco Sauce-flavored suntan oil is a big no-no, then?

:smiley:

It’s pretty bizarre, there’s been only 17 recorded gator deaths in Fl since 1948; but now there were three in single week.

Aaaaaand thus he’s lost all my sympathy. Idiot.

Don’t worry though, I won’t be coming to FL any time soon! Or if I do, I’m going to Disney World.

I’m fairly sure there was another last year. One article mentioned that sometimes gator deaths are unconfirmed and hence unrecorded. Problem is proving the person was alive when the gator took them. In the case of one of the deaths this weekend the autoposy showed blood clots that indicate she was alive when taken. FWIW the woman in question was a crack user and a pipe and baggie with crack were found nearby. Thinking is she got stoned, rolled into the canal, then got munched on.

Also, not mentioned previously, the canal in question is in the neighborhood I used to live in, possibly one that ran behind our apartment.

I think Campbell was a “she”. I believe all three people killed his past week were females. Recently another elderly woman was attacked but fended off the animal.

Hell, I’d rather get munched on by a gator than pay those exorbitant prices.

Costs you an arm and a leg either way.

Yes. In Florida, any body of water larger than about the size of a bathtub, you should assume has a gator in it.

Weeeeellllllll… (Scroll down and click on the Disney photos) Maybe not.

Yep. The place where I work has a smallish “pond” on it – the sort created during construction. There’s often a gator sunning itself on the bank.

It’s mating season, we’re in a bit of a drought, so the lakes aren’t as big as they should be.

So basically, you have horny male gators fighting in a smaller space, looking for love.

I would imagine it would make anyone a wee bit cranky.

Basically, be smart, stay out of their way, and you’ll be fine. But come on down…we want your money. :smiley:

We’ll be there in less than two weeks! I’m so excited. I’m probably more worried about cockroaches than alligators though.

My family and I have canoed Juniper Run many times, the last time being about three weeks ago. Every time we go, we pass by a giant gator sunning himself on the bank. I mean, we are maybe fifteen feet away from this monster, and he never moves, which is fortunate, because if he did I’d shit myself. It’s the big thrill of the trip, though I’ve never understood why the rangers seem so blase’ about him. I guess we’ll all be taking him a bit more seriously from now on.

We usually take two canoes, one with me, my husband, and the youngest kid; the other with the three teenagers. Once the teenagers got their canoe stuck in the middle of the run and my husband swam back to help them. I was pretty upset with him at the time…I think I’ll go bitch about it again!

Cockroaches? Bah. As long as the place is clean, you shouldn’t have any problems.

If you leave them alone they’ll generally leave you alone. If you were boating in the middle of the day, Mr. Al E. Gator was probably too sleepy from his snooze in the sun to pay you mind.

The one last year wasn’t a fatality, it was a guy in my hometown (my mom knows him) who got his arm ripped off. And it’s hard to have a ton of sympathy for him either, he was weeding a pond at the local gardens, knew the gator was there, and then accidentally stepped on him. :eek: So add weeding next to gators as an activity to avoid.

tremorviolet, you hail from G-ville?

Gators!
Those are some cool pics, Pugs. But is that *your * leg???

(SDMB in-joke: Is that a leg?!)

No, I regret to inform you that I am not a member of the Doody family. <snerk!> I just googled for Disney World gator pics.

Former Central Florida resident here - yep, there was a small canal behind our house, and yep, it had at least one gator in it.

Most people don’t realize that gators can run pretty fast on land, and can climb a chain-link fence.

Gators are not your friend.