Ahh, Suzanne Gaudet, Prince Edward Island’s confident, talented, 21-year-old skip at this year’s Scott Tournament of Hearts.
With your fibreglass broom, you have swept me off of my feet.
Hearing your mellifluous voice chiming “HAAARDDD!” on TSN makes my toes curl.
With every point you steal, you also steal a little piece of my heart.
Dare I say it, but you rock my world.
It’s just too bad that we’re on opposite ends of this vast expanse known as Canada. But thanks to the SDMB, I can not only immortalize our unrequited love here and forever, but make four bone-jarringly bad curling puns to boot.