I have a dream

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve decided I want to become a cigarette spokesperson.

Wearing my bayou hat, pair of red tinted shades and a button up black shirt with my snake wrapped around my neck. Sleeves rolled up and tattoos showing.

Smoking on a tasty cigarette. On a bill board over the highway.

Or perhaps dressed as a pirate, keel-hauling some poor bastard while puffin away on a cigar.

“Proving once and for all smoking makes you a bad ass.” the caption would say.

Or a whiskey spokesman. Put on my snooty art snob wannabe gear: black pants and shoes, grey turtleneck, black leather coat, glasses. Sitting at a high class bar, staring off into space with a tumbler of bourbon on ice. Smoking, of course.

sigh

Wouldn’t life be grand?

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Hey, more power to you. Here’s hoping your dream comes true.

raises glass in toast

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Lord Ashtar, thank you for the toast.

And on that note, around my 1 year anniversary here, and this is my 100th post in this completely rediculous thread. I feel…I feel like I’m going to grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it, and start one of those silly celebratory posts!