I recently got a Multifunction Ergonomic Super Task Chair. So far I’ve been using it for sitting, and it seems to handle that function pretty well.
But given that it’s multifunction, I feel like I’m not using it to its full potential. What else should I be doing with it?
Does it do laundry? Grocery shop? Mow the lawn?
When my niece started her senior year of high school, she needed a spiffy-doodle expensive calculator. My sister was appalled at the price, but the box DID say “multifunction.” So she set it on the island in the kitchen, and went about her day.
Later, when my sister returned to the kitchen, dinner was not prepared, the dishes were still not washed, and the oven hadn’t been cleaned.
“Multifunction” is a hoax, I tell you!
~VOW
It’s on wheels, so chair races. There’s also chair spinning. How many spins before you get dizzy? Can you get undizzy spinning the other way?
Those chairs make a nice wheeled cart for moving boxes and computers around the office.
When properly adjusted you can lean back, put your feet up on the desk and take a nap.
If you have a dog you can wrap his leash around the post and have him pull you like a sled dog.
You can sit in the chair and voice your captain’s log entries.
There are a lot of options available for you, but it’s really the same options you have with regular non-super single function chairs.
I’m not saying you should stand on it, but you could stand on it to change light bulbs and reach high places. It also would facilitate doing The Twist.
OK, I’ve tried the spinny thing. Good fun, but now I feel sick. I’m not sure that will be a useful function.
I like the laundry idea, but no luck getting it to work so far. Perhaps the Super Duper version is needed.
The spinning nature of the chair makes it completely unsuitable for standing on, which means I will definitely attempt it at some point in the near future.
On the contrary, a wheeled spring-loaded chair that spins is the ideal object to stand on to reach high places or change light bulbs. It’s also recommended if possible to enlist the assistance of a large nervous dog by attaching a leash to him and wrapping it around the chair before standing on it. You will soon discover the multifunction chair is capable of things you never even imagined!
Trusty steed for your sabre battles!
Enjoy,
Steven
Fire extinguisher races are supposed to be pretty cool…
~VOW