I have a PROBLEM! with this message board

I’m deeply hurt. My jutting breasts and perky nipples aren’t being detected in my posts? What do I have to do, post nekkid? The last time I peed standing up, I was wearing a diaper! Harumph!

:::storming off in a huff that only a fully mature female can execute with perfection:::

I am woman, hear me R…<cough>… RO… <hack, cough>… <ahem>…ROA…<gag>R…<wheeze>… “meow”

Hey, TM, mockingbirds aren’t supposed to roar, they’re supposed to SING!

Admittedly androgynous name. I’m a guy, not that I get to prove it to the ladies much… :frowning:

So, scotti- how yew doin? :wink: Long time no flirt. Did you see my pic as you asked for, oh so long ago?

Cranky: <big bopper voice> “you knoooow what I like”.

truthbot: never would have guessed, but yeah, you can post some pics anytime. :wink:

If you can’t tell by the name, dude- you can often (but not always) tell by who they are flirting with. Right, esprix? :wink:

Chick. Chikki, actually. <–

A proud possessor of the double X here.

sits on lurker’s lap, strokes his face and kisses him Wanna prove it to me?

Yeah, I’m 100% fem. :wink:

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*Originally posted by TruePisces *
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I may have to stop by some time and play show-and-tell, little girl....

Oh really? I’ll have to make sure I’m ready for class that day. I like show-and-tell…

More great sig material!


“I am woman, hear me R…<cough>… RO… <hack, cough>… <ahem>…ROA…<gag>R…<wheeze>… ‘meow’” - Tequila Mockingbird

Danielinthewolvesden

I am sorry, been out of the flirting mood lately. Bad, bad Scotti. However, if you hung out more in MPSIMS, instead of lending your intelligence to that GD forum, you maybe could have dragged me out of the “pit” of non-flirtiness. You also might have been less flamed. However…

For the record, I adore this Daniel man, pit threads not withstanding.

But, my dear man…you have been reticent concerning your email address. No emails for you, unless you tell purplebear she can share your coveted email address with me. She has mine, she has yours.

Whatever.

:slight_smile:

PS: Daniel is a MAN, and Scotti is a WOMAN. That help?

Scotti

PPSS: Mr. OP, WHY are you The Bastard?

Inquiring minds want to KNOW!

Ummm maybe because his head is made of ** concrete **

Oh dear, Ayesha…

I am such a ding dong, I get taken in every single time.

Sorry.

Scotti

Oh don’t worry it got me too at first. I would rather a few of us get fooled for a bit than all of us start ignoring newbies totally cause it could be him. It’s the price we pay for being friendly.

Oops, just so no one thinks I am talking out of my hat

http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000258.html

Ayesha,

You didn’t need to provide a link for me. I trust you.

Thank you.

(But I still feel like some sort of “Pollyanna dimbulb” which I probably am. Oh well, so long as you all love me, I will perservere.)

Scotti