Who wants some?
I’ll be right over.
[BACON]
Enjoy your bacon.
Want some maple syrup to go with it? 
Where did you get a truckload of bacon (you lucky son of a something)?
The OP won’t be so lucky in a few days unless the bacon is refrigerated…
Thank you very much for the kind offer, but being a Man of a Certain Age, I have learned by now to always have bacon on hand.
mmm bacon
bacon bacon bacon, i lurves me some bacon
I hijacked a Hormel truck and am inclined to divide my booty–Robinhood-style. Actually, the spousal unit scored a dozen or so pounds at the grocery store last night. We had bacon for dinner.
Anyone here remember the old Rath Bacon commercials with the cartoon (was it a bear?) getting his ass burned on some kind of smoker? Anyone? Anyone?
Well, this is all a little sudden but yes, I would be more than happy to marry you. And if its a 22 foot reefer and not some little local delivery thing gender doesn’t matter.
My meat is already spoken for, but here. Enjoy your bacon.
[BACON]
Seeing that it is one of the few meats my toddler will actually eat. (I blame her Dad for that)
I’ll take some.
Has anybody told you that you look really, really pretty today?
There was an episode of Top Chef where they were cooking in an Army ktichen. One of the chefs used a whole side of bacon and cooked it like a brisket.
I’m not much of a meat eater, but that sounded outstanding.
Can you make mine turkey bacon? I really like that shit.
Damn Canadians. What do you guys have against bacon?
Enjoy your bacon.
[BACON]
Enjoy your bacon.
[BACON]
Alice, I’m glad you noticed. I’ve spent the better part of the morning slathering my face in bacon.
I was over in GQ not having bacon, and then I smelled this smell. Kinda like bacon. Went into CS for an hour or so to see if the smell was coming from there. No bacon. Can you believe it? Then I peeked into IMHO. Funny, I still smell bacon. Five hours later I finally get here and WHAMMMO! BACON! Hit me like a truckload of, well, bacon. Hope there’s still some left.
ME!
My veggie SO actually succumbed to a piece of bacon at a campout last year. I tease him about the “gateway meat.”
BACONBACONBACONbaconbaconbacon.
Thiswill cure any vegetarian.