Do you have any apples? I’d love to grill up some bacon with some apples chopped into large chunks - fry up the apples (briefly) in the fat, dust with cinnamon-sugar, and you’ve got something really special going on.
Sorry, but these oversightts are to be expected from the village idiot. Enjoy your bacon.
[BACON]
Enjoy your bacon.
[BACON]
[BACON GREASE] to Mr. Excellent.
Yay! In gratitude, allow me to build you a bacon palace.
Thanks for the bacon.
There’s a cure out there. Mine inhaled an In-n-Out burger.
Centercut bacon is the best, mmmm.
A belated thank you for the bacon! 
I hope it’s a refrigerated truckload!
I also hope it doesn’t disappear into a wormhole and appear on another planet in the midst of a famine, causing the residents to die of cholesterol poisoning within 3 days~
Thank you for the bacon, Inigo! The snap beans and BLT were delicious. 
I’m eating ice cream. Is the bacon crisp enough to crumble?
Thank you! In return, please accept a gift of hippos to put in the moat of your delicious bacon palace. [HIPPOS]
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carnut–no need to repay, enjoy your bacon [BACON]
thank you, thank you. Just in time for my first ripe tomato of the season too.