Unfortunately
Naked,
Disturbingly
Egregious,
Reprobated
Pact
Alligned
Next
To
Spoofe
Forget SPECTRE, this sounds sinister indeed.
steepling fingers together, arch look
<faux German accent>
Excellent. You are clever, oh so clever, to deflect my suspicions by volunteering, Wintermute. It must be some sort of ruse. But never fear, my robot operatives shall have the truth out of you in no time. Hans! Viggo! Prepare the shark pit and the 5 ton crate of extra spicy fried pork skins!
</faux German accent>
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So who’s my new friend, SPOOFE?
pan
Bah. You have “an” enemy. So what?
I want to know who THE enemy is for you. The one person on earth you’ve sworn to destroy. The single creature stalking the planet to whom you would scream in anger, “Fie upon you, foul thing! One day I will slake my thirst with the juice of your entrails! You shall taste my wrath and my excrement in equal doses until your diseased, black heart no longer beats its evil tattoo!”
Mine’s Ernest Borgnine. Who’s yours?
Nooooo! Not extra spicy! Anything but extra spicy!
I can stand physical pain, you know.
<faux Italian accent>That’s what they all say…until they meet the Insidious Mountain of Pork Rinds torture. Now tell me: where are the plans to the secret base?!</faux Italian accent>
I’ll never tell you, never! Do what you will, you evil fiend!
You know, I am probably enjoying being tied up just WAAYY too much!
Apologies for the hijack, SPOOFE.
Doob’s gay?
Esprix
Well, I thought of the best way to draw out my stalker… if he is who I’m almost positive he is, then he’s not the smartest cookie in the jar, nor does he have the most self control. So I edited the guestbook entry (I love having that power) to see if it manages to come up with any sort of reaction…
Oh, clever, clever SPOOFE!
“Just do what you want to the girl, just leave me out of it!”
Wouldn’t that be kind of like, I dunno, drinking shit? I don’t think that’s the kind of thing you should scream at someone to scare them, but hey, that’s just me.
Unless you were standing really, really close to them. That might do the trick. They’d probably run away, anyhow.
Yeah, but I think it loses something if you say “One day I will slake my thirst with the juice that gathers on the outside of your entrails, which is specifically not liquid shit!”
And you should listen to Sauron. That big flaming eye thing he does is downright creepy. And he’s from Alabama, so he knows about evil.
SPOOFE said:
Tiny minds are fun to play with, aren’t they?
[sub]Is there any back story you can share publically with us on this clown? I’m finding myself drawn into this little psychodrama.[/sub]
