and,
Here it is. Please drop all your pathetic turdlike complaints about the friggin’ moderation of this site in your new sandbox. This will be a great timesaver for me; I’ll now be able to ignore all of you in zero simple steps.
Go away. I hate all of you. And don’t forget to bury your damned poop when you leave The Sandbox.
I hate you too.
I hate your articulate pro-second ammendment stance
I hate Euty for trading video tapes with me.
I hate Jillgat for her recent return
I hate TVeblen for her helpfulness
I hate Lynn for knowing as much or more about Science Fiction than I do(!!)
I hate Tuba for her sense of humor
I hate Gaudere because I don’t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?)
I hate David for his rigorous logic
I hate Coldie, Alphagene and Manhattan for their acid responses.
I hate Chronos for his patience.
I hate the fact that I can’t think of anything to hate about Dex.
I hate the fact that I’m sure I missed someone. But whoever it is, I hate them too.
I hate you all, I’m takin’ my toys and I’m goin’ home an’ I’m tellin’ my big brother an’ he’ll beat you all up an’ I may hold my breath an’ die an’ THEN you’ll be sorry!
Fenris
I hate UncleBeer because he put shrimp in the bloody mary he made for me. After he bought all the fixin’s and everything, like he had the right. Don’t even get me started on the fact he debates the gun-thing better than I, but was too good to join a few of us commoners at the range at Spiffled. Gun snob.
I hate Gaudere because she’s always been so damn friendly when I’ve wandered up to Chicago or over to Springfield. I mean, really, greeting me and being nice and personable and everything, that’s just irritating. You think having Gauderes Rule is a good thing? We’re mocking you! Silly girl.
And Coldfire. Where are the words. I hate that you’ve taken some of my Netherland based emails (such as my Uncle being Prince of the Carnival) and replied to them with your own comments. The fact that you remembered that I had mentioned my mother was Dutch and I had relatives in Deventer, Mook/Genep and Amsterdam is just creepy. I didn’t post that stuff for you, someone who lives there, to look at. Stalker.
Even though you aren’t part of the administration of this board, Fenris, this is as good a place as any- fucker. I hate that you provide amusing parodies and well written posts while I struggle to match words into any legible structure. Word smithing prick.
[Cartman]I love you guys.[/Cartman]
I just hate that the mods always do their jobs! Dammit, they actually pay attention to what goes on, and put things in the right forum, and help users and make this board run better. Doesn’t that just piss you OFF?
ehehehe…Uncle Beer said ‘poop’…ehehehe…
I’d tell you, but I wouldn’t want to interfere with your hatred. [sub]Hint: both your guesses are wrong.[/sub]
<suck up> I pronounce it “your highness”
</suck up>
I hate Fenris with the white-hot intensity of a thousand blazing suns.
Uhhh…Gaud-err? Gaudy-ree? Gaud-EE-re? Raymond-Luxury-Yacht? Fred?
Aargh!
Fenris
Go home you…you…you moderator-type-bad people. I don’t want Moderator cooties. Go take your coffee cup and get a real job (one of those nifty ones where you get a t-shirt).
Fenris: Mabey it is pronounced God, the ere might be silent like.
Or it could be Ere-Gaud, err, God?
I hate Arnold because he once threatened to throw a snowball at me in haiku. Or threatened in haiku to throw a snowball at me. Whatever.
…shrimp in the Bloody Mary he made for you…?
I would, you pigfucker, if I actually had one.
I fucking hate my imaginary coffee mug.
Wankle Rotary Engine?
And I hate you for pegging Fenris (that fuckdrop) with this perfect phrase.
John Corrado, Arnold Winkelried and Czarcasm.
A pit thread about moderators and Czarcasm STILL doesn’t get mentioned!
Nope, none right. 
Nope.
Of course, as Amedeus suggested, y’all can just call me Gaud…
Is it Gaud-er-ay?
I always thought it was pronounced grunty (grunt-ee).
Damned Coldfire posts links that don’t work!!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71000
:mad:
Peabrain Arnold Winkelried refers to a “dying corpse” (sic):
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65968&pagenumber=2
Manhattan closes too many threads discussing blatantly illegal drug practices (cites too numerous to link to)
Eutychus’s virtual wives don’t “swing”
[sub]Don’t swing with me at least[/sub]
Cecil Adams never welcomed me.
They all suck. That’s why the board’s so slow. Too many mods!
Aww, well, an imaginary coffee mug won’t break when you drop it.
Well, unless you imagine it breaking, and then I guess your SOL.