NEVER! [sub]I must know. It haunts me.[/sub]
Gah-you-deer? Gah-you-dur? Gah-you-der-ee?? Gaw-deer? God-ear? (<-I like this one), Aud-er (the g is silent)?
Um…
Gay-youd-eer? Gay-udd-err? Frodo?
At least tell me how many syllables!
But no matter what, I won’t call you late for dinner.
Phonetic Phenris
I hate the fact that UncleBeer never called me a “pig fucker”.
And Cecil never welcomed me either. But I live in mortal terror of incurring his wrath, lest I be forced to flee the country, so I don’t admit to hating him. Draw what inferences you like.
And I hate all of YOU since I’ve never had a pit-thread of my very own and have to get my hatred here (fuckdrop? Th’ hell is a fuckdrop?) in a thread where I’m not even a mod!
Frowning Fenris
Dear Fenris,
Hate you too.
Sincerely Yours
Someone, esq.Umm.
Go-dare?
Dear Arnold, John Corrado and Czar:
What can I say? I was stressed out from trying to post when the board was in one of those flux modes between almost normal and dead standstill, rushing to get the post written before the board seized up again, and, since my hatred of you three is so much greater than my hatred of all other things (I hate all of you even more than I hate fake raspberry jam…the slimy kind without the seeds), that I just snapped: I had a flashback to wring showing off her virtual breasts and after I regained my senses, thought I’d posted your names too. I was obviously suffering from false mammary syndrome.
Fenris
Lord Narf-um-what-Brain-Mumford-something-shire?
Fred?
Moderators–bah! You know what those people do? They…I hate to even write it…they moderate! And yet they are permitted to walk among law-abiding citizens!
But it gets worse! Some of 'em are so shameless they don’t even stop at moderating! Some of them–this is absolutely true–administrate! AND THE WAR CRIME TRIBUNALS ARE DOING NOTHING!!!
I just want to make it perfectly clear to everyone present that I hate all of you, equally, for all the right reasons. Especially Czarcasm, for succumbing to peer pressure and changing his name. Czar, you’re a pansy-ass lickspittle with the testicular fortitude of floss.
Same goes for the rest of you.
How many other posters read this phrase, and hearkened back to SPOOFE’s legendary “I once masturbated with toothpaste” anecdote??
Fleeing
SPOOFE, there is nothing I hate more than a fuzzy insult.
I have the testicular fortitude of mint-flavored unwaxed floss, thankyewverymuch! And though I may occasionally bring spittle to my lips(merely to test it’s freshness, of course!), I NEVER actually lick it.
[Edited by Czarcasm on 05-19-2001 at 01:48 AM]
DRY, you are added to my list of people to eviscerate with a spoon. Congratulations!
Czar: Blow me (love ya too, pal!)
Is it Gaw dair?
Whew!
I thought you were going to say a toothbrush! :eek:
running faster
Okay, that’s it…
Mods, Admins, would it be okay if I murder him? 
What if the sandbox doesn’t get cleaned right on schedule? Can I go poop in the corner like my sister’s cat does?
Do you scoop, use the clumping litter, or do the liner approach?
Scented or unscented?
We cats need to know these things, after all.
SPOOFE,
Why not ask an oral hygenist? 
kicking it into overdrive
…shrimp in the Bloody Mary he made for you…?
Jeez . . . somebody get him a real Straight Dope® coffee mug . . . I hate seeing a moderator whine.
If it’s the BBQ Pit it must be recipe-related. Can’t help you with the story, but seafood in a bloody mary is pretty normal ('though it’s a waste of an oyster IMHO) Hell, I drink martinis with an anchovy-stuffed olive.
For those who didn’t see it, Uncle Beer posted this without viewing the thread. A nice performance art touch.
I hate the Boderadors so buch, I wish they all had by code.
I wish all of their heads were so overfilled with snot they’re ready to explode, flinging gallons of ropy, slimy, green, yellow and blood-flecked mucous-y phlegm all over each other. Their headless bodies would all collapse into a pool of Moderator Mucous Stew.
::snif:: ::HOOONK!:: ::HOOOOOOOONK!!:: Hey, I think I got some brain in that one. Anyone wanna use my keyboard?
I need an Aspirin…