I found the subjects interesting ,but the site speed and the arrogance of most posters is intolerable. Do y’all sit around all day masturbating,thinking why the world has left you behind,and wondering if you can meet your next soul mate at an SD bash in Toledo? Seriously …good luck. This isn’t my vision of life on earth.
One last thing before I go…fuck you Uncle Beer you nazi!
I think I speak for many of most of us:
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Fenris
Wha who?
:rolleyes:
There’s a bash in Toledo? I missed that thread! Link?
I’ve never been an arrogant mastubater, per se; more of your furtive, perhaps winsome variety. Golly, maybe if I had been more arrogant in my masturbation the world wouldn’t have left me behind. Thanks for the advice!
MMM…butterscotch pudding. I love butterscotch pudding.
Personally, I’ve always viewed masturbation as an action of humility.
Only when yer half sister walks in when you gots a hollowed out bannana rapped around yer peter and you going at it. Reminds me of some twisted dream I had. It involved Jesus jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo doo hole and Garth Brooks was laying something that resembled and almond cheddar cheese log on Santa Claus’s tummy tum.
You poor, deluded soul. UncleBeer is a Stalinist Fascist, not a Nazi. Alphagene is the Nazi Mod. Myself, I’m the Red Khmer Mod. Any other questions before you depart, leaving us bereft of your knowledge and wisdom?
Um, I like peanuts?
Eh?
Um, I’m going for “furtive.”
Ahh…
Coldfire, you’re just pissed Uncle Beer got a mention and he ignored you.
Freedom, I don’t think that ANY of us mods/admins will ever get over the fact that Coldfire was repeatedly called a “Dutch gnome” by peace. I know that it worries me just before I fall asleep each dawn. I’ve only recently been able to refrain from sobbing out loud at random times of the day, realizing that peace didn’t make up some pet name for ME.
Well, actually I do. But I told my doctor that the tendonitis in my wrist was from typing on the computer so much. He believed me! What a dolt!
Well, I’m off to surf the net and find a new “personal massager”. They just don’t make 'em like they used to, you know?
Zette 
And the Straight Dope is now a lesser place without wahoo11.
Wait a minute, no it isn’t. Who the hell was that little putz, anyway?
That little putz was what I just shot out of my dick after furiously masturbating to Lynn’s post.
Well I mean, come on. He did give it a try after all. A month…almost fifty posts.
if I had known I was supposed to be working to impress him, I’d have taken my top off.
jarbaby
By all means feel free to impress the rest of us