Generally, I get either random, bizarre signatories in my Guestbook on my webpage, or I get downright trollish flames (“ur webpage sux, u sux”, etc.). Just recently, however, there was a signatory from someone who quite obviously knows me (references to personal effects of mine are made). Of course, this person was too cowardly to leave a valid E-mail address, or any indication as to his identity, but I have a pretty good idea who it is. Plus, his writing style is pretty distinctive (schoolyard insults, poor grammar and spelling, short-sighted attempts at yanking my chain, etc.).
I’ve never deleted an entry from my guestbook… even the negative ones (I usually find them funny… do people really think I have my webpage up for validation?). However, I am curious if I am right as to this culprit’s identity. I’m gonna see if I can’t shed some more light on the subject, find out for sure who it is. And, if confirmed, I have to think about what retaliation I’m gonna make…
Oh, Coldy, you can’t be my enemy… you’re just too gosh-darn cute…
Hmm, I wonder what appropriate revenge there would be in this instance… should I point out that his girlfriend has a mad crush on a 30+ year-old guy (which is, in fact, true)? Or should I just wave wildly, spastically, and happily whenever I see 'im?
Tut tut, SPOOFE. As others have pointed out, you’ve long had many enemies. It’s just that, being such a high class fella as you are, the enemies you draw tend to be more intelligent, and cunning, than the average street thug.
It only stands to reason, therefore, that they’re smart enough not to mention this in a public forum, um… thereby tipping you off to the, uh… game at hand, as it…
Nevermind.
[sub]Curse you, Agent SPOOFE! You’ve foiled me this time, but there will be others after me, more fiendish and clever than I, who will… oh, damn. I’ve done it again, haven’t I?[/sub]
Sounds like what the mods and owners in my Romance Advice community call a “dead mouse” (and what I think SDMB and some other communities call trolls, flamers etc) fun to toy with for short periods (they’re so cute when they get all foaming at the mouth).
Someone once said something to the effect of “You have enemies? Good! You said what you thought at least once.” Don’t remember who, and I probably butchered the quote, and it doesn’t relate at all, but I like it.
Oooh, pick me! Pick me! I would love to have an arch-nemesis named Slortar! It sounds so Super Hero-esque!
“There, now Flopsy’s dead, and never called me ‘Mother’!”
