I have arrived, point me to a good metal bar

Allow me to introduce myself Lord Metal in the flesh, undisputable lord and ruler of nothing. So now that you know me what are some good bars in Chicago that feature metal bands? I have a 4 day weekend coming up and I’m looking forward to getting drunk off my ass and listening to some good music.

Good metal bar, huh? Hmmm…well, we got this inanimate carbon rod.

Sorry 'bout that. For a more serious answer, I’ll have to go with: no idea. Now, if you were in Jersey for the weekend, I could help, but ya got me stumped with the Chicago scene.

I actually have a small cache of those rods, I use them to power my portable transmorgphyer