Serious response that won’t sound it.
Irishfella may be different, but personally I would have to say that sexy boots and a ribbon choker necklace are about as sexy of clothing items as you can get (anything else is just added for decency.) So just think in terms that you’re halfway there.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-fucking-men to that, brother
if i see a cute little gal in class with the choker…it just…AW!
i wanna just pounce her right then and there and…gr!
oh yeah…and monica…how you doin? 
(first use of smiley face ever. feel special)
I love my boots. They rock and I love wearing them. Years ago I use to wear them with a black tank and a mini-kilt.
It was my “naughty schoolgirl outfit”.
I also have a peair of witch-y type stripper heeled mary-janes I got in NOLA. Now THOSE are UNCOMFORTABLE.
But I am still keeping 'em.
Keep em, wear them, explore your inner skank.
It’s nice sometimes to let down the librarian bun 
Naw, they just announce one a minute or two before one enters a room. I have this dress… :eek:
I knew there was a reason I loved…er…admired you, picunurse.
Look, if you are wary of wearing them to the hospital, why not take the logical way out of this and cover them completely with Shoe Whitener and wear 'em up and down the hallways with professional pride !!!
Cartooniverse ( who wore space shoes when he was a male candystriper at age 14. Seriously. )
I just have to pop in to say that I misread the thread title as “Buyer’s remorse for sluttly boobs.”
I of course had various scenarios of what the thread was about.
The reality is a bit of a let-down. But I’d vote with the others and say, “wear them boots!”
This thread reminds me of that episode of Martin when he goes shopping with his wife and she takes him to a shoe store. He tries to make the best of it and picks out a pair of red pumps with 4 or 5 inch heels. She says “Martin, don’t be silly. I’ll never be able to walk in those”. He responds, “Oh, you ain’t gonna be walking, baby!” and hold them up over his head, arms spread.
I take every opportunity I can to reenact the scene with my wife whenever we’re shopping together. She’s really very patient with me, that woman…
I was gonna say, don’t knock the boots, but the whole point of the boots is that they are supposed to inspire knocking of same, so now I don’t know what to say.
I figured out several years ago that the best gift I can get Brainiac4 for his birthday is lingere for myself.
Maybe next year he’ll get boots I can’t wear to work.
Keep them. You don’t ever need to wear them out - though out to dinner with your hubby could be fun.
That was me when I was breastfeeding. And I started a new job then, too.
I own about 15 pairs of fuck-me boots.
Oddly enough, it doesn’t work at all, 'cus I get absolutely no action, whatsoever.
I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Buy some nice garters and a push-up demi bra, tie hubby to a chair, and strut around to some slutty music for a while and see how long it takes for him to wrestle out of the ties and ravish you.
What?
15 pairs, eh? maybe you’re buying into a “getting-ass depository”. maybe you didn’t see the contract on the bottom of the shoe (boot) boxes.
and…um…i think i’d houdini my ass out of the chair in about…um…4 and a half seconds. i hope you don’t mind a chewed off arm.
what?
(forgot to add that to the last post)
Remember Pretty Women and Those Boots?
I was one of those tools that went out to try a pair on.
I looked like I was wearing waders. 4 inch fark me waders.
I hate people than can wear trashy fisherman footwear better than me.
Shirley
I once caught a fish thisbig.
*"Baby take off your dress,
Yes, yes, yes…
But you can leave your hat on…"*
The slut-o-meter goes off the charts:
http://www.snaz75.com/el-ferocious.html
Ok…so my boots aren’t that bad.
They’re pretty much like these* ones, but in black suede with a slightly higher platform.
*That would be the 5" Laura spike boot, if the link doesn’t work
Remember I bought a wrapdress to go with? Well, that’s because all you need to open it is to undo the tie at the waist. My husband is both enthusiastic and clumsy, which has lead to popped buttons and broken zips in the past. In his ideal world all my clothing would be fastened with velcro.
Ahhh, Nazi babe boots… Just need a short green suit top and some of those puffy pants.
That’s still pretty slutty.
So…where are those pictures, again? 
A sarong would work even better, but perhaps not with the boots.
Stranger
I don’t think it’s just his ideal world. All women’s clothing would be better if it were fastened with Velcro. Or designed to tear. And be replaced cheaply and regularly.
Oh. My.
fans self