I have discovered the meaning of life!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

So I met God right…and I asked the guy…“Yo, God…Whats all this shit about down here, I mean…whats the meaning of it all, why we here?”
And so God says to me…he says…“Why you asking me?”

And so I looks at God and laughs and I says…“Well you made it all, don’t you know whats up with it, dont you know the meaning of it all?”

So God gets all serious and takes another sip of Martini and he says to me…“Nah…you were just an experiment…the damn thing failed miserably though! I don’t have the heart to kill ya all yet so I’m just biding my time until ya all kill each other…”

-SS

No…nobody has heard the one b4 cause I made it up just a second ago :slight_smile:

2

I like this.

3

nice… and probably true too.

~nora~

4

Can I have some of whatever you’re smokin’?

:smiley:

5

While you were talking did he explain what a cubit was?

6

The distance from the elbow (outside) to the fingertips.

I always thought that the meaning of life was to try not to be an evolutionary dead end.

7

I’d never smoke…

…It’s the vodka!

-SS

8

The meaning of life? 42.