I have found God ...

I see a whole lotta root beer float fizzing around the universe.

Also some sexual stuff that I’ll talk with my therapist about.

Fez’s are cool.

I have found Dog.

You do realize that only means you’ve found where God was 50,000 years ago…

I will defer to Amy and River on that issue.

Please allow me to introduce myself…

And He (She?) has a very clearly visible BELLY-BUTTON!

Hey, I spotted something truly weird. Go to the top edge to where there is a bright blue star only half visible. Now go down a bit until you see two dark markings. They’re sorta S-shaped with vaguely squarish things on top. Both of them.

They and the elements around them are identical! (Cue ominous music.)

What the hey? Is this evidence that there really are parallel universes and we are starting to spill over into the next one or some screwed-up stuff like that? What will happen to us in few hundred thousand years or so if it spreads unchecked? Or do we even have that long? Will my parallel universe self make me feel smugly superior or snake-belly low? Maybe all our parallel selves are homicidal maniacs. Oh, the questions and complications! My head is reeling!

I think it’s time to cozy up to any of the gods and goddesses that are out there. We might need them on our side.

Heathen! It’s obviously a Dog-Man!

PROOF.

He’s got my vote, Sr Siete.

And Mick Jagger, too.*

*It was too late to add him to my post but I thought it couldn’t hurt to add him in there as well.

I don’t see God, but I spotted the face of Jesus. Just scrolling down, it jumped right out at me.

Jesus: http://postimg.org/image/6yaz99n6t/
In case you can’t see it, here’s a rough sketch of what I see: http://postimg.org/image/guc28wsyt/

Location : http://postimg.org/image/hz64eaffp/

If true, it sure would explain a heckuva lot.

So, it’s true? “Jesus is coming back and boy, is he pissed.”? Or does god’s arms akimbo mean something else? :smiley: (BTW, I hate the new smilies.)

Dude, it’s Photoshopped! Seen it before, it was actually EARLY Photoshop!

God is Michael Jackson? :confused:

Looks more like Shakespeare.