I have goblins in my pants, please Straight Dope, tell me a factual answer to getting rid of them.

[Darth_Panda]

@tomndebb

Given the skeptical nature of most of the TM, I doubt that you are going to get polite answers to this question.

However, since you are looking for factual information, rather than a debate on whether ghosts actually exist, I am going to nudge this over to General Questions.

NOTICE to ALL:

The question was asked for a specific answer. Posting lots comments that there are no ghosts is not a legitimate response. If you need to make those comments, open a new thread in GD or The BBQ Pit and simply refrain from posting in this thread.

[ /Moderating ]

Looks like it was moved to IMHO:

@Colibri

Actually, since I don’t think any factual answer is possible, and any answers must be speculative, I think this is better suited to IMHO than GQ.

Colibri
General Questions Moderator

But you have to wonder, did Colibri violate a mod instruction by stating that there was no factual answer within the thread?