Sorry, thought my atheism was well-known (given my username) and that ghosts and such would be lumped along with that. Didn’t think I needed to put all the disclaimers and such, but I should have known people would take it seriously and tell me that ghosts aren’t real. Thanks. Got something to tell me about Jesus? Because I haven’t heard about him or The Word either.
At any rate, if you read further down you’ll see that I posted it drunk. I probably would’ve made the effort to post the disclaimers otherwise. Guess I’m not as famous around here as I previously believed…