I have invented a new smiley.

It looks like this:

:-3

It is a buttface.

If you want to graphicalize it, feel free. Use it.
flupface

Looks more like a guy with a moustache.

Or a whiskerless-tuskless walrus.

A John Lennon tribute, maybe?

Or maybe he got chin implants

}:^D

It’s the “Jay Leno” smilie.

>^* - constipated

@:^]

Elvis.

Kinda looks like 'nads hanging down below the chin to me.

Here’s one I invented last year:

P-)

It’s a pirate. I’d use it while in IM chat letting friends know I was hanging out in the binary newsgroups.

Just what I was thinking. “Balls-On-Chin” guy

It’s Family Guy!

I invented this ** @=:-) **

That’s meant to me a lightbulb over the smiley’s head. I guess one would use it to indicate that one had just been struck by a particularly spectacular idea. I’ve never had to use it.

It doesn’t get any more MPSIMS than this.

This is actually the first one I invented, it’s rather complex, but
:-O+++++D…o…

It’s a vomity face. You’d be surprised how often this comes in handy. I’ve had so many IM comversations where I wished I had a guy puking to throw in…

|-:expressionless:

Is it a face with a propeller-hat on top? Or is it a propeller-hat wearing an upside-down face on it?

The world may never know.

:slight_smile: - 8 - -> - - -|

And then there is the bad boob job emoticon:

( [sub]o[/sub] Y [sup]o[/sup] )

Wow, Opal, that wuz hott.

Elvis Impersonator… 5:-0

:?() a nosy smiley

@8^) since the Elvis impersonators often wear sunglasses, might this work as well?

S-) drunk smiley (can be used simultainously with the vomit smiley for best results)

:-I self-satisfied smiley