I have never been delighted

So, no blow jobs then? :frowning:

…and before anyone cites the thread title as misleading, yeah, it was.

But I knew that. It was deliberate. I thought it was a semi-clever way of saying I’ve never proclaimed a state of delight.
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Very interesting username/post combo there.
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You didn’t answer my question.

I laughed. I’m in that sort of mood today, quite delighted to find that I am capable of laughter in spite of a crappy month.

Holy crap, I just got that, one full day later.
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You ARE mean, Mr. Mustard!

I had my wife come join my boss and me and another colleague for a drink once (job/boss in London, we live in Edinburgh).

She was unimpressed when I told her he thought she was utterly delightful.

He volunteered that unasked the next day, and she happened to later ask what he thought of her (yes, I know). I think she thought he might be making some sort of snide remark…