Fucko???
Ditto.
spooje:
Took me FOREVER to find this, because I couldn’t remember how the lackwit spelled his username!
Uekte’s immortal post. (Near the end of the page; I forget how to pinpoint a specific post.)
Often.
But then, I live down in Fundieland.
Yes, I have told a Minister Of The Gospel to Fuck Off, Fuck You, Kiss My Ass, Get Fucked, and once, while objecting to a public bookburning, “get cancer”.
I’m only ashamed of that last one.
I used to say fuck you and fuck off but lately my favorite phrase has been “suck my fuck juice!” That’s good for most any situation. 
That is a very interesting question. Upon intense reflection, I can recall only one time I ever said “F*** YOU!” to someone: It was in the early 90’s, during a particularly COLD Dayton, OH Christmas Eve and my girlfriend and I had stopped to get gas at a BP station. I had the nozzle in the tank and noticed that nothing was happening. The attendant (from his little bullet-proof bunker) got on the intercom and said I had to pay first before pumping (unusual at the time for the particular area of town I was in.) I put the nozzle back in the pump holster and screamed “F*** YOU!”
To this day I don’t know why I was so pissed off. My girlfriend at the time thought it was uncharacteristically “wild” of me.
Ah, Uekte. I can die a happy Doper knowing I at least made one contribution to the board - exposing that imbecile. Did you see that he tried to come back, as Cobra, and was immediately banned again?
[Hank Hill] That boy ain’t right. [/Hank Hill]
It really depends on who I’m talking to and how angry I am whether or not I’ll tell someone to ‘fuck off’. Get pissed enough because someone screwed up or is making my life very difficult (in business or otherwise) and I will tell them to fuck off.
I also don’t think of the word cunt as offensive. It’s actually a term I rather like, especially when referring to mine.
I’ll jokingly use ‘fuck off’ when my friends piss me off. The only time I’ve really said it out of hatred was to my old roommate’s girlfriend’s mother. (Did I lose you there?)
This woman called my house every day looking for her daughter. I told her, no, she’s not here. Every day. The girl had a home phone, a pager, and a work phone number, all numbers her mother knew. But PsychoMom wasn’t happy just calling once a day. She would call every half-hour to 45 minutes, looking for the girl. Now, granted, she spent a lot of time at our house, but her mother always managed to call when she wasn’t there.
One Saturday I had just about enough from her. She called 18 goddam times. Starting at 9 in the morning. Finally, around 4, I told her that “no, dammit, Suzanne does not live here. She does not pay the bills here. You are no longer allowed to call here to look for her. If you need to find her so goddamn bad, buy her a goddamn cell phone. Now FUCK OFF!”
I then hung up. When she called back, I hung up on her, and then had her number blocked. (So, of course, this starts a friggin’ holy war between my roomie and his girl, but I really didn’t care, because I felt I was in the right.)
So, yes, I’ve said it, and by George I meant it. (Personally, I think it’s karmically better than telling someone to drop dead.)
Not only have I told people to fuck off, I’ve:
Told one bozo to fuck off and die.
Told one bitch I used to work with to go get laid, it might improve her attitude.
Cussed out one coworker in front of the entire office, refused to apologize, and kept my job. (It helps to do the work of three people.)
The first time I met my beloved Marcie was in company with her sister and some jerk the sister was semi-involved with. He immediately began trying to hit on Marcie in various obnoxious ways and she told him to fuck off and die. I laughed at the expression on his face, but a moment later I, too, told him to fuck off and die. That marks the one and only time I have ever seriously used that expression.
Some people might remember that I am one of the people Uekte slash Cobra threatened with physical violence—I might repeat the phrase to him.
Diogenes the Cynic, I like telemarketers, or at the very least I don’t mind them too much… They don’t describe their genitalia to me over the phone.
Must…surpress…urge…to…post…what…I’m…thinking…
You mean today?
I don’t usually say it, in seriousness, anyway.
I do believe I told a real estate agent once to “fuck off” (or “fuck you”, I can’t remember).
Some real estate bitch tried to swindle my newly-widowed mom out of her house. My mom was grief-stricken and not thinking straight. She wanted to look into selling her house and moving. This real estate bitch came over to the house (right after my mom had come home from a long flight, and had jet lag) and stayed at my mom’s house until 10 PM trying to get my mom to sign papers, selling the house to her. At a low price, of course. (This was during a time when real estate was booming, and my mom’s neighborhood was especially desireable.)
This woman was amazingly aggressive. Especially considering that she knew my mom was grieving, exhausted, and in no position to sign her house away right there on the spot. I mean, no matter how many times my mom said, “Later, I’ll think about it, I’m really tired, it’s late.” it didn’t make a dent on this woman. She WOULD NOT LEAVE.
The papers were written in such a way as to be very unethical and unprofessional, we found out later. We were advised to report her (well, a real estate agent we got later did it for us).
The bitch was upset about being reported (I think she was at risk of losing her job) and called up to try to “explain”. I told her to “fuck off” and hung up on her. That’s the only time I remember saying that to someone in all seriousness.
Ugh, bad timing on this thead. I just had this stupid fight with the hubby over absolutely nothing. I was totally stressed out and very tired, and I wasn’t thinking straight or, in general, being a very good human being. I couldn’t figure out what he was so pissed about, nothing I said seemed to placate him, and I found I couldn’t apologize without it coming out in a totally sarcastic tone, and I was absolutely sick of going back and forth, accomplishing nothing, with no end in sight, and in response to some demand on his part (it may have been reasonable, it may have been ridiculous, I don’t remember) I rolled my eyes (something else I think is unacceptably rude, and heard myself saying, “Oh, fuck off.”
I felt awful as soon as I realized what I’d said. I apologized for it (much later, when we were both feeling more rational) and he said he didn’t even notice, but I still feel rotten about it.
I have 3 things to announce.
- I am officially not a newbie.
- That’s because I TOTALLY saw someone was going to post a certain phrase.
- No, not that one.
I use it jokingly. I’ve used it seriously during nasty break-up fights and strangers who have messed with me.
When I lived in Greece and worked in a bar, a Greek acquaintance was lecturing me (jokingly) about how I should stay home and cook and clean when my boyfriend was working, instead of going out with friends. I finally said “oh, fuck off” in an exasperated (and joking) tone. It caused a bit of a scandal, as my boyfriend and some other Greeks thought I was out of line and owed him an apology. I said that it was normal to say such things jokingly in English, but I had been in Greece so long I didn’t feel certain anymore. Since he chose to speak to me in English instead of Greek, the burden was on him to make sure he understood the tone and the cultural context. Is the Doper consensus that I was not out of line?
In real life I’ve only said it once. It was years ago and the guy, who was probably my dad’s age and not very husky, had pissed me off. I mean REALLY PISSED ME OFF. So I said, “Fuck you!” confident that if he came out from behind the counter I could take him (I’m kind of a creampuff, physically…okay, a coward). He said, “Fuck you!” right back, and that was the end of it. He probably wasn’t as much of an asshole as I thought at the time. I probably was, though.
I may scream things at people who cut me off when I’m driving, but they never hear me. It’s more to release my own steam than anything else. Besides, if they heard me I might get shot or something! 
But thanks to the now banned individual who called himself Uekte, I have said “Fucko off!” to a couple of dopers who were being jerks. (I, of course, have never been a jerk myself, except when I have.) I wouldn’t say that to any of you, of course. You are all exceptional and worthy people, and I’m in too good a mood. 
I said fuck off just last night…I was visiting an old friend of mine to give him a mo-hawk…I walked in the door and he said “oh it’s you” in a very annoyed manner. So I said “Fuck off Greg”.
It wasn’t an insulting comment, just a greeting per say.
I think that “fuck you” has become a part of mainstream lingo.