F’ Al Gore and Rolling Stone! My wife now wants to have sex everytime the guy is on TV. And I look down at my pants and . . . egads.
I have the new RS here, and OK, it looks like the Veep is sporting quite a package. According to the Drudge Report, the photo was actually AIRBRUSHED to make the guys dick look SMALLER!
ENOUGH! I say that there simply was a fold in the dude’s Dockers, and that was simply how the photo was taken. I mean, why would Al Gore let himself be photographed while sporting a hard-on?
Does anyone out there know the REAL straight dope behind this pic? I think it’s a hunch of overblown hype.
Maybe Al Gore is not the most excting politician, but he certainly is the most excited . … I’ll stop.
I’d appreciate it if we’d all keep dick jokes to a minumum with this thread.
Well, only the bad ones, of course.
Anyone who has tracked down how this cover came about, or if this is all media hype?
Gore was bigger during the first debate, though it was usually covered by the lectern. And judging from his “performance,” those hormones were RAGING!
Bush was bigger during the second debate - probably got some Viagra from daddy’s friend Dole. The Gore people must have anticipated this, that’s the reason for the table.
But Gore was MUCH bigger during the third - he had nothing to hide behind, and he maintained it for the entire debate!
I’m voting Gore. We have a long history of dicks in the White House, why should we stop now?
…and then choose “Gallery” on the right-hand side, you will find near the bottom the famous Bush nomination clip. He is, um, clearly excited.
Unfortunately, the segment doesn’t have the in-the-field comments shown just after John Stewart’s disgusted reaction, where each reporter threw in a phrase like “rising to the occasion,” “ahead in the polls,” and “big tent party.”
And I just have to toss this one in:
Carell: “The Republicans are trying to humiliate Bill Clinton, unless you would have us believe that the right-wing is legitimately anti-fiscal responsibility and pro-radiation. Do you think us blind?”
Colbert: “Blind as masturbating bats with glaucoma.”
I looked this up a minute ago (no, I’m not a sick and twisted weirdo, I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about) and I’m not impressed in the least. I have just one teensy, tiny little question, theuglytruth. Your wife wants to have sex with you all of the time, and you’re complaining? If I were a dude, and if I had your predicament, I’d get my crazy ass over to one of those Halloween costume shops and buy an Al Gore mask immediately.
Just a thought.
I don’t know if Rolling Stone has since changed the pic or what (The VP and his Veep) because I just don’t see what everyone is noticing. Sure his pants aren’t laying totally flush there, but from all the media reports I’ve heard they made it sound like he had a python running 2/3rds of the way down his leg.
Personally, I don’t even really see anything distinguishing a package down there, just some ruffled khakis. It does look airbrushed to me, but I think Rolling Stone was hiding something (probably just a wringle in the pants) successfully. Just a blurry spot IMHO.
Well, I guess I like the thought of foreign dignitaries being intimidated by the VP’s (and maybe Pres.) giant schlong. Not to mention all the quality Daily Show and South Park humor we’ll get from the deal.
Looking at it again, I do see a curious shadow line running about… ten inches down his right leg, to about two inches above the knee. Okay, time to haul out the photo editor with the zoom tool…
Results: inconclusive. But a tinge of jealousy prompts me to say: “Ten inches of slack? No way. Can’t possibly be.”
I met Gore during the 1988 campaign – got to speak with him one-on-one for nearly five minutes. He is extremely intelligent, passionate about the issues near to his heart, quite nice looking and very quick-witted and funny. No, really!
The only thing that struck me about him was that he wore really sensible, soft-soled shoes.
Rolling Stone cover airbrush job or not, he still looks pretty good to me!
Well, I’m not dressing up as Gore, but we are going to his rally Friday night. I’d like to get the guys’ autograph, but from looking at the RS cover, I don’t think I’ll be able to get within 10 feet of him.
Yeah! I guess that you don’t want to get hurt! But, it does look fake, though. Kind of like some horny person in the editing department of Rolling Stone got a little carried away…
