I can now buy My Pee Pee Bottle.
I can’t tell if this is a parody site or not, but if not WTF?
It’s nothing more than a frakin’ plastic water bottle, and they are charging $9.99 for it. For $12.99 they’ll put your kid’s name on it. Can you imagine your child proudly showing her pink(or his blue) bottle of piss to friends and strangers and saying, “Look at my pee pee!”?
Not as cute, but…
Travel John, packet of three, $6.99, turns urine into gel.
Little John, $8.50, your basic plastic quart-sized jug, shaped for ease of use. The Lady J Adapter ($6.99) makes it usable by females.
The first product would be better for children, I think, since it gels and prevents spilling. But it doesn’t come in pink.
Is the bottle BPA-free? I don’t want BPA in my PP.
So the Lady J Adapter is really just a Female Urine Collection Kit?
ETA: I’m not a ten-year-old but sometimes I think like one. 
Another thread about female problems? 
There’s corners and walls and bushes everywhere I look!
That got me wondering what would happen if I used one as a water bottle. I wonder if anyone would notice.
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Nah, you should fill it with apple juice, then you’ll really turn heads.
Getting stuck in the middle of nowhere in a tv transmission truck means we tend to collect containers for this purpose. One coworker, now retired, liked to use Veryfine Apple Juice bottles, and leave them in trashcans for the homeless to find…