There’s actually a term for people like you. It’s molosters, which means MOst Last pOSTERS. That’s you (and you, and you) and now you have a title. YAY!
There have been a few Thread Killer “contest” threads.
There was a huge thread (started by Jester, iirc) but I can’t find it now. Oh well. The point is that I am obviously the Most Likely to Kill a Thread here. Sorry guys, that’s just way it is. I don’t make the rules.
I for one think that’s very gracious of you, Ponder Stibbons, and I’m sure Silver Fire agrees; so much so that he doesn’t even need to respond, I should think.
. . . now that we’ve settled that, let’s all go back to our regular lives. Nothing to see here, folks! Move along! Move along!
So there I was, with a Rolex up my ass, when she comes back in and wants to know how far apart her dog’s contractions are. Luckily, I’m elbow-deep in the dog trying to get the puppies out, so I’ve got an excuse not to tell her the time, but she saw right through it. Something about the gorgeous brunette nymphomaniac triplets just doesn’t say “Veteranarian’s Assistants”.
And when it was all over, their “uncle” (the tall one, who promised to waive the fee if we’d tie him into the wheelchair and feed him a gallon of maple syrup while he watched) had the nerve to send me a bill, and charge me for the mustard!
You want pathetic? The last 3 threads I started all died without a single response. I killed my own threads. Seeing my username in the last post by column is a sure way to watch a thread sink slowly into the West.
Yeah, no doubt! I hate that! I even had a serious question…it was still a dead thread. I posted 70% of the posts. It sucked.
Oh, and by the way…anybody that posts after this had a father who smelled of elderberries and a mother who spent most of her time up against walls with sailors.
Oh well. The point is that I am obviously the Most Likely to Kill a Thread here. Sorry guys, that’s just way it is. I don’t make the rules.
